Walsall vs. Notts County - Bad Friday

[RavenBish]

I hope you fucking smash us.

Not going.

Team prediction

Carroll
Newton
Wroe Noble Jones Whitehouse McCourt Smith Traore Williams (all in one big fucking diamond)
Spencer

 

[JJ1532]

This is going to be one of those "we're terrible, you'll win. No, we're worse than you, you'll win" bitch fests, I can see it.

 

[Jonny Owen]

County will win, score will be -1 - 0.

Neither team can score, we can't be arsed and will get deducted a goal from passing it side to side in our defence for 90 minutes with Deano later blaming the recent solar eclipse and playing on good Friday (which he doesn't like because he once dropped some chocolate buttons down the sofa when he was a child) on the loss, but later saying if we play the same against Peterborough the law of averages says we'll win...

Bradshaw to start, but him hamstring's will implode. Baxo will come on as a sub and then immediately walk off and go home (we only discover he actually walked off thanks to video evidence later). Cain will post an angry Facebook post, and A Chambers will finally complete his full transformation into a Crab. Manset will come back from Cheltenham and eat him.

 

[Youpies]

I'm going. We'll lose, sack the board etc

 

[Saddlerrad]

If County can't beat us, they deserve to be blown into a million pieces and reformed as the The County of Forest Nottingham.

We have 11, weak, crabby, uninterested, lacking confidence, summer players. Smith doesn't seem to motivate them at the moment.

 

[Camborne Gills]

You make us Gills fans look positively cheerful

 

[RavenBish]

This is going to be one of those "we're terrible, you'll win. No, we're worse than you, you'll win" bitch fests, I can see it.

One team has won 4 in 25, broken the record for most home losses in a season and has Paul Hart in charge for some unknown reason.

The other have won twice as many games in that period, have drawn their last two home games to MK Dons and Sheff Utd and would probably ensure safety with a win on Friday. Oh, and they played at Wembley recently.

Now tell me. If it were a bitchfest, who has the upper hand here?

I have no doubt Walsall are a bit shit...but we are truly fucking dire.

 

[Saddlerrad]

One team has won 4 in 25, broken the record for most home losses in a season and has Paul Hart in charge for some unknown reason.

The other have won twice as many games in that period, have drawn their last two home games to MK Dons and Sheff Utd and would probably ensure safety with a win on Friday. Oh, and they played at Wembley recently.

Now tell me. If it were a bitchfest, who has the upper hand here?

I have no doubt Walsall are a bit shit...but we are truly fucking dire.

As you said in the other relegation thread though...form means nothing at this point in the season. If you had seen our last 5-6 performances, especially on the road you would be thinking the exact same thing as us! A loss of form on this scale at this point of the season could be far more 'urgent' than a team that have been predominantly shit for 3 months, if that makes sense. If we go into a real drop off the scale now...there's no time to come out on the other side and rectify it.

And when we do go down, we won't jump back immediately either like we did last time.

Smith has recalled left winger Kieron Morris from Wrexham today...a very good move. He has done well down there, won games for them recently, scored a few and more importantly is the ONLY natural winger at the club with pace, who can beat a man. Should give Forde, Cook and Baxendale a kick up the arse. All 3 have been fucking wank since half time in the Rochdale home game a while back. Cook was a disgrace on Saturday.

 

[Crewelad87]

Draw or home win please

 

[Geosaddler]

Willing to conceed defeat on who is the shitest during the pre-match write ups here......however, our shitness will do its talking on the pitch. Walsall 0-2 Notts County. No idea why I am going to this as all the team are doing at the moment is making me bored and angry in equal amounts.

 

[jacobncfc]

It'll be 1-1. This game is always 1-1.

 

[Saddlerrad]

Bradshaw confirmed as out for the Easter period. Club needs to spend a few grand in the summer sending him off to a hamstring specialist or getting proper, thorough, expert treatment. It's ridicolous. His record for us this season compared to games played is class, one of the best in the country. However he's nowhere near fit, he needs an entire summer off. Least he's contracted for next season, should slam 25 in minimum in league 2 if we can keep him fit. He has 16 this season already and he's barely featured since his goal vs Preston in the cup.

If Smith has anything left before he combusts..he will play Morris and Forde wide. Hiwula upfront and one positive we can take...Sawyers back from international duty in time for tommorrow. We may actually make a chance now.

Thank god I'm working all day is all I can say.

 

[Saddlerrad]

Post, Bar and then 2 off the line in the last 5 minutes. Just waiting for the 1 next to County now..it's coming.

 

[RavenBish]

This entire team deserve nothing but unhappiness. Fucking horrendous spineless group of pansies. Time-wasting for a 0-0 draw to keep you in the relegation zone against fucking Walsall.

Fuck off Paul Hart. Leave my club you clueless fucking dinosaur, go.

 

[SpireiteDan]

This entire team deserve nothing but unhappiness. Fucking horrendous spineless group of pansies. Time-wasting for a 0-0 draw to keep you in the relegation zone against fucking Walsall.

Fuck off Paul Hart. Leave my club you clueless fucking dinosaur, go.

 

[Big Bird]

Paul Hart is an abomination. Has he started playing 451 and calling it 433 yet?

 

[SkyBlueElephant]

So who was shitter?

 

[jacobncfc]

Fuck off Hart you fucking stupid prick.

 

[RavenBish]

So who was shitter?

It was kind of like making two mentally-deficient ducks fight over a loaf of bread. You knew it'd look bad and you knew neither side would come out of it looking good but you didn't expect them to wildly butt heads until they both wilted and died and the bread remained untouched.

 

[RavenBish]

Paul Hart is an abomination. Has he started playing 451 and calling it 433 yet?

Nah, we play two up-front, it's the trusty Hart diamond according to the local arse-licker journo types, who for some reason speak about Hart as if he held Andy Reid, Michael Dawson and Jermaine Jenas in his own womb and then raised them in the Jungle, fighting off predators daily so that one day they could become average Premiership footballers.

Whatever the formation's called, it's fucking shite and he's shite. He constantly sounds like a man who has just had his dog put down.

 

[Big Bird]

The danger of season tickets being thrown onto the pitch will only grow stronger for every passing week he's still got the job.

 

[RavenBish]

The danger of season tickets being thrown onto the pitch will only grow stronger for every passing week he's still got the job.

I was at that game. Remember jeering after Hughes' winner and all your fans were running down to the front of the stand to abuse him. Don't think our fans care enough to do that.

 

[Bottega Don]

Good work lads, nice result for the rest of us.

 

[Jonny Owen]

Shite, County were terrible and there for the taking and we still can't score. Hitting the post, bar and having a shot well saved in a 3 minute spell says it all. Can create chances, can't finish for shite.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DEANO! "I'm really pleased that we created the chances, the finishing let us down.""

Been saying that since the beginning of LAST season, congrats on reworking the strike force Deano, that really worked out didn't it?

If we didn't get Bradshaw we would be well in the relegation zone.

 

[Big Bird]

I was at that game. Remember jeering after Hughes' winner and all your fans were running down to the front of the stand to abuse him. Don't think our fans care enough to do that.

Forgot that was against County. Probably close to our darkest hour! Hope he's gone before it gets that bad for Notts.