Wanky Wanderers vs Wanky Wanderers

[HertsWolf]

Bit hard to predict this one. Bolton are fairly shit right now and we're pretty shit currently.

Our expected line up:

HRH Queen Elizabeth II
Salman Rushdie - The 14th Dalai Lama - Pope Benedict XVI - Richard Hammond
Rajiv va la Parra - Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon - John the Baptist - Thabo Mbeki
Benik Afobe - Olafur Arnalds
​

It's a mix of experience and youth, with Paddy Ashdown likely to be the creative midfield with Thabo Mbeki the main threat out on the wing.

Bolton are struggling to score and we are struggling to keep them out.

I can see a dire stalemate that will make last week's Blackburn Bolton game an epic high-scoring goal fiesta.

1-1 James Henry to score in the 3rd minute, some wanky Wanderer to equalise in the 67th. Identikit transfers late on for both sides. Just 912 people will still be in the ground when the final whistle goes, including several match officials and a tragic man with total memory loss who thinks he's at the 1968 cup final.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Way to spice up one of the least interesting Championship fixtures of the season

I'll go with 0-0, and Conor Coady to get sent off. Wonder if HBK will be in attendance?

 

[Muzzle]

McGinley to score

 

[hbk4894]

good half so far

 

[Mr Elmo]

He's posted in a thread he didn't create!

 

[big mean bunny]

It is pretty impressive how we seem to have turned ourselves from highly thought off, to middling as fuck so quickly.

 

[markwwfc1992]

This season has finishing 18th written all over it.

 

[El Guapo]

This season has finishing 18th written all over it.

I was gonna say, that 19th place finish you predicted for Birmingham probably won’t be that far off for Wolves.

 

[big mean bunny]

I think we (myself included) got carried away with how good some of our younger players are. Looking at our lineup yesterday, on it's current form it is no where near a top half side, now that we have had a reality check. We have one exceptional player for this league in Afobe, and then loads of middling talent. Ebanks-Landell and Hause is not the CB pairing of a top half challenger, Golborne looks a shadow of the LB he was before his injury and lay off.

The formation isn't working but we don't have the personal to change it. Personally I would go 433, Afobe up top through the middle, with Henry right and then one of the other wingers left. Mcdonald, Coddy, Price or Edwards in the middle in the middle dependant on oppsition. We seem determined to get 2 forwards on the pitch, even though it seems to be to the detriment of the side.

I appreciate it's full of cretins, but Mol Mix and our facebook group are calling for KJ to be sacked. Madness.

 

[HertsWolf]

I think we (myself included) got carried away with how good some of our younger players are. Looking at our lineup yesterday, on it's current form it is no where near a top half side, now that we have had a reality check. We have one exceptional player for this league in Afobe, and then loads of middling talent. Ebanks-Landell and Hause is not the CB pairing of a top half challenger, Golborne looks a shadow of the LB he was before his injury and lay off.

The formation isn't working but we don't have the personal to change it. Personally I would go 433, Afobe up top through the middle, with Henry right and then one of the other wingers left. Mcdonald, Coddy, Price or Edwards in the middle in the middle dependant on oppsition. We seem determined to get 2 forwards on the pitch, even though it seems to be to the detriment of the side.

I appreciate it's full of cretins, but Mol Mix and our facebook group are calling for KJ to be sacked. Madness.

It's early days yet, but other clubs do seem to have got themselves sorted out more quickly.