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It's not often we get a visitation by a global brand such as yours. The last time was when Cardiff 888 Lucky Malaysian Your Company Name Here Redbirds were ejected from the anus of the Premier League without so much as a popping of a champagne cork. They, of course, went straight back up. As did Wigan Athletic who never did brand their pier, their owner or the deliciously tasty Musketeer Andy "Legend in a Croissant" Delort.
Fulham and Wolves too: straight back into the PL. Lemon squeezy. Piece of piss. Everybody does it now.

The Guardian suggests that "Hull have a manageable wage bill staffed with players who could perform well at the lower level, without being so good they are likely to be lured away in a hurry. But these are still wary times for a club that is for all its ambition – and relegation is undoubtedly a blow to the global marketing plan – a minor power, reliant on soft loans from its quixotic tycoon owner". Indeed, we understand that such is the interest, Southwest Trains are considering introducing a direct train from Hull to Bournemouth to allow easy promotion communication tips between quixotic tycoons. It will stop in Eastleigh, too.

So welcome, chaps. Having a global brand among us is a rare honour now that Blackpool are still on the downward cycle of their bungee jump and have disappeared into League 1 to battle it out with Fleetwood and Wigan, long-standing rivals to the title of League 1 Titans.

Oh...and FFP? Nah. Don't worry. Just lash out £60, £70, £80, £200 million on a motley collection of former Stoke City players and a bit of musty old poo from QPR. No-one round here bothers much about fines, or justice or stuff like that. Leave propriety, morals and ethics at the door and fucking come on in, me old muckers!

Smile, Steve. If you'd only scored a couple more goals in recent weeks, you'd have still been in The Shire and it'd be the Villa heading down to Mordor.
 

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It's not often we get a visitation by a global brand such as yours. The last time was when Cardiff 888 Lucky Malaysian Your Company Name Here Redbirds were ejected from the anus of the Premier League without so much as a popping of a champagne cork. They, of course, went straight back up. As did Wigan Athletic who never did brand their pier, their owner or the deliciously tasty Musketeer Andy "Legend in a Croissant" Delort.
Fulham and Wolves too: straight back into the PL. Lemon squeezy. Piece of piss. Everybody does it now.

The Guardian suggests that "Hull have a manageable wage bill staffed with players who could perform well at the lower level, without being so good they are likely to be lured away in a hurry. But these are still wary times for a club that is for all its ambition – and relegation is undoubtedly a blow to the global marketing plan – a minor power, reliant on soft loans from its quixotic tycoon owner". Indeed, we understand that such is the interest, Southwest Trains are considering introducing a direct train from Hull to Bournemouth to allow easy promotion communication tips between quixotic tycoons. It will stop in Eastleigh, too.

So welcome, chaps. Having a global brand among us is a rare honour now that Blackpool are still on the downward cycle of their bungee jump and have disappeared into League 1 to battle it out with Fleetwood and Wigan, long-standing rivals to the title of League 1 Titans.

Oh...and FFP? Nah. Don't worry. Just lash out £60, £70, £80, £200 million on a motley collection of former Stoke City players and a bit of musty old poo from QPR. No-one round here bothers much about fines, or justice or stuff like that. Leave propriety, morals and ethics at the door and fucking come on in, me old muckers!

Smile, Steve. If you'd only scored a couple more goals in recent weeks, you'd have still been in The Shire and it'd be the Villa heading down to Mordor.
Could have just posted 'welcome to Hull' and saved everybody 2 minutes of their lives.

Literally none of it was remotely humorous and it seems only markwwfc condones your bore-fests by liking the posts, probably out of pity as he know your and old senile man looking for attention.
 
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Could have just posted 'welcome to Hull' and saved everybody 2 minutes of their lives.

Literally none of it was remotely humorous and it seems only markwwfc condones your bore-fests by liking the posts, probably out of pity a he know your and old senile man looking for attention.

Says the man who gets up early and posts just twice.....to say offensive things about what I have written in two different threads. You're like the stereotype chav.

Time for you to stop being so obsessed with me and get a life, Alex. You have to stop being a stalker-c*** and at some stage and start being a nice person one day.
 

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Says the man who gets up early and posts just twice.....to say offensive things about what I have written in two different threads. You're like the stereotype chav.

Time for you to stop being so obsessed with me and get a life, Alex. You have to stop being a stalker-c*** and at some stage and start being a nice person one day.


Again that's cut deep!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: your high and mighty attempts to try and belittle me and turn everyone against again is failing.

Sad old man
 

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I don't need to "turn everyone against" you. You do that admirably yourself. Everyone thought you were a c*** long before I arrived.

You are the one that belittles people, and not just me. You do it to a lot of people here. You're just getting some back from someone who stands up to your loathsome nastiness. You've long been this forum's clusterfuck poster. You cut and paste little smileys to hide your shaking rage! So sweet.
 

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I don't need to "turn everyone against" you. You do that admirably yourself. Everyone thought you were a c*** long before I arrived.

You are the one that belittles people, and not just me. You do it to a lot of people here. You're just getting some back from someone who stands up to your loathsome nastiness. You've long been this forum's clusterfuck poster. You cut and paste little smileys to hide your shaking rage! So sweet.

:lol: stand up to me? Aren't you everybodies little saviour!! Little do you realise how utterly ridiculous I make you look with every attempt you have at 'standing up to me'. I mean you keep reproducing a line about a cheerleader who is 23!! No one finds it funny :lol:

You bite and you bite hard every time, it's so so easy, there's only you who doesn't see it. Isn't it obvious with literally nobody else backing you up? :lol:
 

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Be more fun than the Premiership, I'm imagining the squad will be decimated and we'll have to dig in somewhat. I'd say Bruce will stay on, if it looks like we're not promotion candidates by Xmas he'll leave. Glad Preston are back up, enjoyable and easy away game for me.
 

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Cor... I'd forgotten the likes of Leeds and the Wendies even existed...
 

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PS - what's a Scunthorpe?
 

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Ah, I see! Good on ya! What are the Scunthorpes up to these days - still playing football?
Yeah, we're not crying about our owner who bankrolled us to the Premier League though.
 

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Yeah, we're not crying about our owner who bankrolled us to the Premier League though.

Of course you aren't. You'd need to have played in the Premier League for that to happen, ya big silly!

In all seriousness though, it's good to be back in the same division as our friends over in the Scunthorpes! Look forward to playing you next season in the Championship, guys!
 

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If you are asking what a Scunthorpe is, ever heard of an MK Don? And no, it isn't this weeks American sandwich offer!
 

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What about a Bristol City?


In hindsight no, that does not work at all :lol:
 

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What about a Bristol City?


In hindsight no, that does not work at all :lol:

I know the Bristol football team. Congrats on beating Grimsbies and getting back to the football league, guys!

If you are asking what a Scunthorpe is, ever heard of an MK Don? And no, it isn't this weeks American sandwich offer!

Of course I've heard of the McDons! They're the team that don't deserve to exist.
 

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I know the Bristol football team. Congrats on beating Grimsbies and getting back to the football league, guys!



Of course I've heard of the McDons! They're the team that don't deserve to exist.
im not even sure what to say.
 

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I know the Bristol football team. Congrats on beating Grimsbies and getting back to the football league, guys!



Of course I've heard of the McDons! They're the team that don't deserve to exist.

You kind of asked for that WR....
 

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