What animal would you like to be?

[Ebeneezer Goode]

Spur-thighed tortoise, wandering around the ancient amphitheatres of Turkey.

thankyou for getting us back on track

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

My marketing people have just been on the blower and have sadly dealt a pretty severe blow to my aspirations of becoming a capybara. Apparently it's not in keeping with the brand image that we've been cultivating over the past decade. Obviously I told them to fuck the fuck off (dunno who hired them anyway) and then tried to placate them by suggesting a rebrand to the capricious capybara, a similarly alliterative, and, I think, suitably dynamic username. Unfortunately, they weren't having any of it and were quite insistent that this was too radical a departure from the existing brand. Although I personally believe that the likelihood of me becoming an animal is somewhat slim I am going to proffer a couple of "p" based alternatives to assuage their anxiety:

Pika -

Pangolin -

 

[Aber gas]

My marketing people have just been on the blower and have sadly dealt a pretty severe blow to my aspirations of becoming a capybara. Apparently it's not in keeping with the brand image that we've been cultivating over the past decade. Obviously I told them to fuck the fuck off (dunno who hired them anyway) and then tried to placate them by suggesting a rebrand to the capricious capybara, a similarly alliterative, and, I think, suitably dynamic username. Unfortunately, they weren't having any of it and were quite insistent that this was too radical a departure from the existing brand. Although I personally believe that the likelihood of me becoming an animal is somewhat slim I am going to proffer a couple of "p" based alternatives to assuage their anxiety:

Pika -

Pangolin -

Should've just gone for the fossa .

 

[Red]

Why do sloths look so fucked up?

 

[spireite]

An aye-aye

 

[JimJams]

So a Geordie?

 

[mowgli]

A Great White Shark,no real predators and just swimming,fucking and eating.