What is your "worst birthday" story

[hbk4894]

Mine when I was about 8 someone stealing my football stickers and then I cried.

 

[Vanni]

Mum and Dad got me a couple of strippers for my 6th birthday as I was already showing a great interest in the fairer sex. But the ladies were both blondes and I've always gone for brunettes. Oh how I cried.

 

[Stagat]

Probably that time I was squeezed head first out me mam's minge.

 

[Red]

Mine's the day I was born because since then it's been down fucking hill all the way.

 

[appletablepenny]

I fell off my bike (from a standing start!) at some traffic lights on my birthday last year. I got up and moved onto the pavement where I had a big whitey. A few minutes later, two coppers in a meat wagon pulled up at the lights, watched me sitting on the pavement, bleeding from the knees and whiteying, smirked at each other, and drove off, the cnuts.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

Was out with my missus and a couple of other couples last year for a meal and went to a nearby pub for a few drinks. Ended up playing some random at darts and beating him (naturally). Loser was meant to be the winner a drink and because he welched out I said I was going to rob him outside (in a jokey way). He got well arsey and squared up to me. I told him to pack it in and stop being such a c*** and it all calmed down. Then one of the lads who I was with ended up exchanging words with one of their group and it all kicked off. There were shit loads of them and me and my mate (the ladies and the other lad tried to break it up) took a right pasting. In the melee of it all the guy who I beat at darts did a running headbutt that Chris Benoit would have been proud of which decimated my top lip. Ended up spending the next week drinking through a straw. What a great way to spend your 30th!

 

[Stevencc]

If your attacker ends up like Chris Benoit did, you'll have the last laugh.

 

[KevinMcallister]

probably the time my mates arranged for me to lose my virginity in Amsterdam, dead excited I was

until I forgot the safe word at club Vanderrrrrsex

 

[Benito]

They were all downhill from 13 I used to really enjoy them before that but after I realised i hated getting older and what a fuck up my life was

Ive got a few including my 13th when i went up to London with my mum nan & grandad and wen on the london eye as a suprise but I was scared and sat down on the bench in the middle and wouldnt look out across london and came across ungrateful and spoilt and put everyone in a bad mood then it was off to TGI for lunch were i refused to sit on the chair with the balloon because i was embrassed damn it was all downhill from there.

When i was 18 I literally did nothing woke up for college sat on the bus I got a happy birthday txt from my one close pal, the rest nah we didnt wish eaach other happy birthday or go out to celebrate because we were all depressed socially awkward gamers who had no life outside of our bedrooms. None of my college mates knew so I had a typical day at college came home sat on my computer and wished the day would hurry up and end damn.

Been like that ever since.