What time do you start drinking on an away day you attend?

[Leo]

That's nowt, I pissed the bed after two bottles of Archers last week

wife wouldn't have been happy with you mate.....

 

[Monkey]

She said "have you pissed the bed?" I said no, I've just been sweating as it's hot in this bedroom

 

[Leo]

She said "have you pissed the bed?" I said no, I've just been sweating as it's hot in this bedroom

So....your sweat smells like piss Monkey...should have just come clean....in a manner of speaking......

One bottle only from now on for you m'lad!