What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?

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mine was about Brentford football club.
 

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mine was about do I have time for a wank or will I be tired for work

I fell asleep with my dick in my hand
 

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Mine was should i use my left hand to wank with tonight.
 
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Jesus, this is taking way too fucking long. Why aren't I asleep yet? It feels as if I may never fall asle
 
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if u turned into a cat how would u communicate your situation to your family
 
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do u think carel uses webster online dictionary to appear smart or whether he pays an army of interns to collectively construct posts for him to impress us losers
 
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idea: place full of cheap antiques u pay like a fiver then get to smash everything up for like 5 mins. like vases and china and shit, be called the smash smashaleum or something corny
 

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whether vegas is all it's made out to be or whether people just claim it's amazing to hide their disappointment

I reckon it's that. I can think of a million other places you'd have a better time with the mad amounts of money Vegas sucks out of you.

Was out on a bender last night and got in this mornin so haven't slept yet. The previous night I was thinkin about what to do on the bender.
 

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if u turned into a cat how would u communicate your situation to your family

Cats are smart, you could definitely do it as a cat. Spare a thought for all those people who have turned in to caterpillars, flies and grasshoppers.
 

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idea: place full of cheap antiques u pay like a fiver then get to smash everything up for like 5 mins. like vases and china and shit, be called the smash smashaleum or something corny

Or pub-crawling as we used to call it.
 

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Plagiarist.

Ah right. Scanned quickly to see if anyone had written it, but yours was long and <yawn>

Anyway, it's possibly what most people actually do.

Anyway, why should you have a monopoly on not getting to the end of your
 

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Thinking about one of your threads normally does the job
 

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