What's the point of that?

[UTS]

Midges. The most pointless insect going. Also, parasites.

 

[Aber gas]

Imagine being too lazy to chop a mushroom. #brokenbritain

 

[appletablepenny]

Shopping in Aldi the other day, my daughter asked if we could buy a watermelon. "No" I said, knowing full well that 50% of it would be binned. She then asked if she could have a watermelon slice. For half the price of a whole watermelon, you could buy about 1/25 of a watermelon, sealed in one of those plastic packs you need scissors to open. I bought the whole watermelon in the end.

50% of the watermelon been wrapped in cling film, in the fridge, since Saturday, on its inevitable journey to the green bin.

 

[slaphead]

50% of the watermelon been wrapped in cling film, in the fridge, since Saturday, on its inevitable journey to the green bin.

Scoop out all the innards, seeds and all and whack them in a blender. Add dairy ice cream for a smoothie from heaven.

EDIT:- And make a hat from the leftover skin. Win all round.

 

[Aber gas]

Scoop out all the innards, seeds and all and whack them in a blender. Add dairy ice cream for a smoothie from heaven.

EDIT:- And make a hat from the leftover skin. Win all round.

Where's the vodka ?

 

[slaphead]

Where's the vodka ?

Good shout. Fuck the ice cream off and lob in vodka instead.

 

[Skinner]

Palace fans.

English Palace fans that supported Wales from the start just because we had 3 players in their squad. Embarrassing. Shoot 'em I say, Nigel c***

 

[blade1889]

Flies

Yes I would much rather there was rotting meat all over the place

Talking of which, Rupert Murdoch

 

[mowgli]

Voting Lib Dem.

 

[D B Disco]

Pubic hair.

Just tickles your nose and gets stuck in your teeth.........

 

[JimJams]

Just shave your 'tache mate.

 

[RavenBish]

Survival. Now that we're self-aware of our animal instincts to survive and reproduce, how are we continuing to justify it - is it just a fear of death?

also, loofahs, surely they're very unhygienic

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Survival. Now that we're self-aware of our animal instincts to survive and reproduce, how are we continuing to justify it - is it just a fear of death?

 

[SALTIRE]

Olympic table tennis. I mean, why!

 

[epic73]

8 hours of sleep. Unnecessary.

Also, sleeping in.

 

[Leo]

They pollinate plants so they're pretty important.

They sting and pester the life out of you so they're not important imo. Fuck them is my view.....

 

[JimJams]

Beedophile.

 

[Leo]

Beedophile.

Me ? surely not.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

blade1889

 

[blade1889]

blade1889

Oh wow

Game on. Game on.

 

[Stevencc]

http://www.barneys.com/product/golden-goose-distressed-superstar-sneakers-504345269.html

$585

 

[Indian Dan]

Foreskins

 

[Leo]

Foreskins

Many years ago when the 'skinhead' era was first on the go a local pub used to have a live band playing one night a week. I recall one of their posters on the pub window announcing that tonight, playing live is......'Bobby and the four skins'.....