Match Day Wobbling Wombles v Soaring Oxen.

[worried womble]

RefWatch; Ref for Bogey Team Oxford (P6 at home since '09 as AFC - W0 D1 L5, F1 A10, & P6 as WFC between '80 & '87 - W1 D2 L3, F9 A12) is Mark Haywood, 47, from West Yorkshire. Works as a development Officer for West Riding FA. FL ref since '06. Says all the Yorkshire refs get on well because they meet up regularly and many have 'shared hobbies'. That's fantastic Mark, but strictly speaking, sucking off strangers behind the Poundstretcher carpark doesn't really count as a hobby. Well, unless you're from Milton Keynes, of course.

Reffed Wombles once; 2-1 home win over Pools in Jan '14 (4Y). Reffed Oxford 10 times (W4 D3 L3), most recently the brilliant 2-0 away win v Trotters in Oct '16 (4Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Trannies & they lost. Hates them. In 22 games he's given 75Y & 5R - average.

AnagramWatch; Work Ya Mad Ho.
KettleWatch; 4OF at Gigg Lane for the Bury v Posh game, so will spend most of Saturday afternoon wiping Grant McCann's spit out of his ear. Lovely.

 

[Marked Ox]

Don't know how this will turn out as it may depend on whether we bring our shooting boots (like last night and at Rotherham) and if we have learnt of a way to defend Wimbledon's set pieces (unlike our home game against them). Also not having Darren Deadman reffing it is a bonus.

 

[womble76]

After years of pain doing the double over Oxford is nice. Should have scored more if we were clinical.

 

[JonnyWomble]

I didn't expect that, good result matched by a good performance.
Parrets goal/goalkeepers own goal was a cracking strike, one of the best I've seen down here for a long time. Last goal I remember as good as that was the injury time Reeves in our run up the the playoffs last season, IMO.
Good game which Oxford could have nicked as we were not clinical enough.

 

[eric read]

If I had to watch that anti football every week, I'd find something else to do. Seems as though Wimbledon have gone full circle back to the Wimbledon of the 1980's.

Fucking appalling spectacle, awful bully boy tactics, useless ref and linos, non league inadequate "stadium", and zero entertainment. I'd rather watch MK fucking Dons.

We will finish higher in the table than Wimbledon at the end of the season.

 

[womble76]

How those grapes taste to you? Sour. Boo hoo Wimbledon have beaten us home and away. You lot seem to think you are Brazil for some reason. Some weeks we pass the ball but when we play a team with no back bone we simply roll over them. It's just the way if the world. I found the whole thing quite entertaining. As for stadiums, our new one has a novel idea. It's going to have 4 sides.

 

[Indian Dan]

 

[NorfolkWomble]

If I had to watch that anti football every week, I'd find something else to do. Seems as though Wimbledon have gone full circle back to the Wimbledon of the 1980's.

Fucking appalling spectacle, awful bully boy tactics, useless ref and linos, non league inadequate "stadium", and zero entertainment. I'd rather watch MK fucking Dons.

We will finish higher in the table than Wimbledon at the end of the season.

We played some decent passing football at times, Taylor, Poleon, Kelly skinning your flanks. And what the fuck do you mean "bully boy tactics". Barely a foul from our team, no late challenges, nothing. Just because your CB are weak and couldn't jump.


Ref had a decent game, no major errors, lino didn't make a single notable mistake. Pipe down you're making yourself look like a twat.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

You know what you'll get with Wimbledon. Defeat for football today.

 

[iWomble]

You know what you'll get with Wimbledon. Defeat for football today.

Defeat for football Oxford today.

Fixed it for you. Your team and fans need to grow some bollocks and remember you're not Barcelona.

 

[Marked Ox]

Entirely predictable after the home game earlier in the season.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

Your team and fans need to grow some bollocks.

Someone slept through Biology!

 

[iWomble]

Someone slept through Biology!

I realise it's a bit backwards outside of the University cloisters out there, but have you really never heard of the concept of metaphor?

You're making a right mess of yourselves on Twitter and you should probably stop it before you embarass yourselves further. The general idea seems to be that we have a shit ground, so therefore you deserved to win.

Tell you what, when we've built our new stadium you can all come back and admire a ground that a) belongs to the club that plays in it and b) has the traditional full complement of four sides.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

I realise it's a bit backwards outside of the University cloisters out there, but have you really never heard of the concept of metaphor?

You're making a right mess of yourselves on Twitter and you should probably stop it before you embarass yourselves further. The general idea seems to be that we have a shit ground, so therefore you deserved to win.

Tell you what, when we've built our new stadium you can all come back and admire a ground that a) belongs to the club that plays in it and b) has the traditional full complement of four sides.

Lad takes the comment seriously, lectures me about metaphors and tells us all how smart he is.

Have a lie down. You're on here spitting bile and venom after a famous victory because you know something is wrong and you seek validation and approval.

Ps wasn't at the game, never been to your ground, didn't say anything about your ground. Defeat for football yesterday.

 

[oxfordun1ted]

Sounded on the radio we were well beaten and it couldve been more,no sour grapes here,wimbledon knew what to do to beat us .....really frustrating as we show signs of getting it together then we f#ck it up,hopefully its ANOTHER one off we have spunked away points against worse teams than wimbledon thats for sure and please please please can we stop dissing other teams stadiums....ours is a craphole with 4 sides but 3 stands .....and we pay half a million a year for the privilige to play there to a scummy slum landlord. ah well we better get it together by the Scum game.

 

[joethegill]

Christ, when did Oxford become 1970's Brazil?

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

Christ, when did Oxford become 1970's Brazil?

When we won L2 last year.

 

[Wombletom]

This poor sap lost it big time on twitter yesterday. And judging by that pained look on his face, I'd say he's just inserted his mothers oversized dildo in his arse.

 

[Indian Dan]

When we won L2 last year.

And here's me thinking that was Northampton

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

This poor sap lost it big time on twitter yesterday. And judging by that pained look on his face, I'd say he's just inserted his mothers oversized dildo in his arse.

The Wimbledon lot on here are proper odd.

And here's me thinking that was Northampton

You probably think a lot of things.

 

[Indian Dan]

I also think you can't be much of a fan if you don't know you didn't win League 2 6 months ago.

Maybe you're an old c*** with dementia - that'd explain it.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

I also think you can't be much of a fan if you don't know you didn't win League 2 6 months ago.

Maybe you're an old c*** with dementia - that'd explain it.

Don't share too many of your musings with us mate, the book deal is bound to roll in any day now!

 

[Indian Dan]

I do like the way you dodge things. Are you a politician?

 

[eric read]

Seems like I've touched a nerve..............