Wombles v Carlisle, Tuesday.

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RefWatch; Ref for Carlisle game is Darren Deadman, 43, a public transport officer from Peterborough. Had trials as a keeper (he's 6'3") but was shit so he became a FL ref in 2005. Absolute image of Dracula (he only ever does night games) and feeds on the blood of virgins at half time, but he'll be hard pressed to find any around Kingsmeadow, unless Fatboys have changed their menu again.

Hates Wombles, reffed us 7 times & we've lost 5 of those; the 3-2 loss in League Cup v Creepy in '11 when he sent off That c*** Hope Akpan (we haven't forgotten you, Hopeless); 3-1 win v Bantams in '12 when Midson scored twice & Undeadman sent off their captain in front of 10,000 at Valley Parade; 1-1 draw with Spireites in May '13; 2-0 defeat to soon-to-be Conference South Torquay in Jan '14; 4-1 hammering away to Newport in Sept '14; 1-0 home loss to dirty dirty Mansfield in Dec '14 (one of their savages got a red for trying to cripple Our Sammy) & 3-2 loss away to Exeter in March '15 when Bulman got a harsh red. Reffed Carlisle 5 times, all away - three 0-0 draws, one win & one loss (16Y), most recently the 0-0 draw with Chelts in Aug '14. Hates the scum. Reffed the playoff against Huddersfield in '12 when Jordon Rhodes beat them 2-0. Hates them.

In 33 games last season he gave 122Y & 10R - huge. He has the reputation of being very strict, as well as card happy with no people skills. Well, that's vampires for you. Also, keep an eye on the tiny bald lino, Danny DeVito lookalike Matt Buonassisi. He waves his flag around like he's off his tits at a 90's rave, and incorrectly ruling out goals is his trademark. Guaranteed to make at least one incredible fuck up per game, he's as flustered as a bag of rats getting hit with a stick. Great, Tuesday sounds like it's going to be as much fun as 15 minutes in the back seat of Adam Johnson's Range Rover. Brilliant, can't wait.

AnagramWatch; Darren Deadman = Dad Rear End Man.
Carlisle United = A Sullied Cretin. It's Called Urine.
 

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I expect us to get beat here, but it's the type of game we actually win.
Wimbledon are in fine form at the moment, though they're undoubtedly better away from home.

I think it's important not to lose this game, a point wouldn't be the worst result. I'll go for a workmanlike 2-0 away win.
 

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Not Deadman! Argh!!!!!

Not d..dd...ddd....DEADMAN?!!

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Ah well there will be at least one unbelievably ridiculous decision go against us. Not that it's anything new. :rolleyes:

Don't worry Wimbledon, you are not the only ones to have suffered to the whistle of DEADMAN.

Our match at Cheltenham last season he disallowed a last minute goal for us as he ruled it was offside when Billy Paynter was actually 2-3 yards the other side of the defender!!
 
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Nailed on home win. Wimbledon are bang in form, we are not.

I'd take a backs to the wall, lucky escape 0-0 right now.
 

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Deadman is the worst referee in the top 57 tiers of English football.
 

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2-0 or 3-1 Wombles
No idea why I'm so confident.

Probably because this particular referee will have 3 of our players sent off for nothing in the first 10 minutes and he'll give you get 3 penalties for no reason.
 

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Not Deadman! Argh!!!!!
Good luck with that cock in charge,you better get ready to appeal a sending off! By far the worst ref i've seen in recent years even worse than D'Urso.
 

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Probably because this particular referee will have 3 of our players sent off for nothing in the first 10 minutes and he'll give you get 3 penalties for no reason.

Mr Deadman certainly isn't on any Wimbledon fans Christmas card list.
 

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So basically the result of this match will be decided by DEADMAN...

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I would be more concerned with the lino. Tiny bald linos off their tits aren't to be trusted.
 

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Probably because this particular referee will have 3 of our players sent off for nothing in the first 10 minutes and he'll give you get 3 penalties for no reason.

If I wasn't a steward and a fine upstanding member of the community, I'd give you his registration number and the location of his car so that you could let his tyres down. - for a small fee, of course. However, I'm both so if it happens, it's not my fault.
 

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If I wasn't a steward and a fine upstanding member of the community, I'd give you his registration number and the location of his car so that you could let his tyres down. - for a small fee, of course. However, I'm both so if it happens, it's not my fault.

Nothing to stop me doing it. :bg: I get to see all the comings and goings of the car park as well.
 

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If I wasn't a steward and a fine upstanding member of the community, I'd give you his registration number and the location of his car so that you could let his tyres down. - for a small fee, of course. However, I'm both so if it happens, it's not my fault.

That is nice of you to offer, but I'll pass.
 

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Carlisle much the better side first half. We need to wake up.
 

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0-0 with Pompey losing too is perfect, hope it stays this way. But Deadman should send a few off, just for shits.
 

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Oops. Carlisle's goalie sent off.
 

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We love a red card recently, and we'll lose this now.
 

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Au revoir playoffs...
 

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Goodbye season. Oh well, sounds like we should've won comfortably but these things always balance out over a season so can't complain.
 

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Sounds like we've been the better side tonight, disappointed to lose against a playoff rival again. Our inconsistency will cost us this season.
 

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Carlisle should feel unlucky but winning when playing badly is a useful habit.
 
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