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RefWatch; Ref for Creepy is the magnificent Tim Robinson, from Sussex, who reffed us to victory in the 3-2 win over the scum in the Paint in Oct '14. Adores Wombles, reffed us 7 times & we've won 4, drew 2 & lost 1, most recently the 4-1 home win v Grecians in Dec '14. Reffed Creepy 3 times (1-1-1).
Utterly hates the plummeting scum, reffed them 6 times & they've lost 4, including the brilliant 2-1 loss to Fulham last week. Says he likes poetry, so I'm sure he'll appreciate this beautiful sonnet;

There was a club from Bucks
Whose team do fucking suck
Their chairman's a prick
Their manager's a dick
And their fans are as ugly as fuck

And they are remarkably ugly, no surprise really considering the only protein they get comes from sucking Winkys' dick every day. Unlike us Wombles, who are all beautiful, rich, & have enormous cocks, even the ladies. Especially the ladies. In 37 games he has given 131Y & 8R - highish.

KettleWatch; Ref for Oxford v Luton, poor bastards. This guy used be a fucking air traffic controller, I did always wonder why the back of the Cenotaph was dedicated to missing West Midlands air travellers.
 

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Ref was very good at Fulham.
 

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This is a game we would usually lose. However I'm going 2 nil home win.
 

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These are big games for us, because if we can get 6 points from Crawley and Dagenham, we can afford to slip up against Orient and Portsmouth.

Win this game to stay 7th with 6 games to go, 5 games for everyone else.
 

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Everyone will have 4 but us 5.
 

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You have our top scorer playing for you. Our second top scorer is out for the season. Our midfield is static and our defence will always try to give you a goal.

We might win this!

What's that pink thing up there?

Casey
 

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Our defence is crap, our 2 main strikers are injured, If AFCW don't win this they don't deserve a shot at the play-offs.
On the plus side for you though, it looks like for the first time in your history you'll finish above us in the league.
I see there's some rain forecast; will your pitch be ok? :fish:
Seriously though, as 2 sides new to league football, 6 consecutive seasons for both of us is a great achievement.
 

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We have lost interest.

We can't go up. We can't go down. The football (sic) we play is dull as dishwater. The only draw would be to see our old friend Dannie Bulman.

Good luck on the promotion push, after this game of course, but please don't expect us to be as good as we once were.

Casey
 

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Good to hear he is doing well. He will always get a welcome from Crawley fans.

With Bulman in our side I reckon we would have stayed up last season. The first half of the season our central midfield was an open door with a welcome mat.
People in the know tell me we let him go because we would not stump up an extra £20 a week. Some people really should not be allowed to call themselves managers. They just aren't worthy of the title.

Casey
 

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Huge win. 2 points clear now, Dagenham are gone and hopefully won't put up much of a fight. Game in hand is big as well.
 

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Yep the last play off spot should be yours now after we bottled it AGAIN!!
 

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Awful, awful match. Still, another 3 points in the bag.
 

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The crawley fans put through some car windows. Very nawty. Also those 2 smoke bombs were Shit.
 

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The crawley fans put through some car windows. Very nawty. Also those 2 smoke bombs were Shit.

Their big day out, wasn't it? There's no better measure of insecurity than having an invented and unrequited football rivalry. Should have "Tinpot" stamped on the back of their replica shirts.
 

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The crawley fans put through some car windows. Very nawty. Also those 2 smoke bombs were Shit.

I wasn't there but heard about the smoke.
Disgusted about the car windows. Most of us have to work pretty hard to buy and maintain a car
 

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It was pretty funny before the game when a group of very young Crawley fans arrived at the ground seemingly up for a row.
They got a tad pissed off as the home fans just stood and laughed at them. Even the police were laughing as they led the Crawley fans to the away turnstiles.
 

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