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Wombles v Dirty Cheating Mansfield

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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Dirty Cheating Mansfield is Fred Graham, 51, from Essex. FL ref since '04. Went to London Nautical School so is well used to spending his days surrounded by seamen (just like his mum). Reffed Wombles 7 times, including the brilliant 3-2 home win v Luton last Feb when Connolly scored the last minute winner. Reffed Dirty Mansfield once; 3-0 loss away to Oxford in '14 (4Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Stevenage & they lost. Top man. Hates them. In 19 games this season he has given 82 Y & 1 R - huge Y count.

Dirty Mansfield are top of the fouls league as usual, so no change from their Conference days then, with 336 fouls so far. They have the most yellows too, 56, and 3 reds. Christ, what does Murray's training sessions consist of? Kicking baby puppies around a field for an hour? Torturing orphans to death? We haven't seen this level of consistent brutality since the Somme - the BBC don't need Motson or Alan Green to commentate their games, they need Ted Bundy or Charlie Fucking Manson (granted, Bundy's dead, but he's still better than Green).

If League 2 were a classroom Mansfield would surely be the dribbling idiot at the back with his hands down his pants; Carlisle would be the swots with their hands always up at the front; Wycombe would be the epileptic (rolling around on the floor 'cos they always fucking do); Wombles would be doing something disgusting to the headmasters' daughter behind the bike shed; Northampton would be the local drug dealer's kid who always has lots of money (but we all know it'll end in tears quite soon); Notts County would be the kid whose mum has a different boyfriend every day (usually a big black man with a video camera, but who are we to judge); Luton would be the depressed kid at the back sniffing glue all day (with Mansfield); and Cambridge & Bristol Rovers would be giving blowjobs to 6th Formers in the toilet for a fiver. God, I miss junior infants.

AnagramWatch; Mansfield FC = Very Dirty Slightly Northern Bastards
Frederick Graham = Her Dick Farm Rage. Dick Her Ear Mr Fag. He Dick Mr Fag Rear.
 

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Brilliant!

Anyway cheats never prosper, 1-0 to the Dons. Although hoping we can take a point.
 

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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Dirty Cheating Mansfield is Fred Graham, 51, from Essex. FL ref since '04. Went to London Nautical School so is well used to spending his days surrounded by seamen (just like his mum). Reffed Wombles 7 times, including the brilliant 3-2 home win v Luton last Feb when Connolly scored the last minute winner. Reffed Dirty Mansfield once; 3-0 loss away to Oxford in '14 (4Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Stevenage & they lost. Top man. Hates them. In 19 games this season he has given 82 Y & 1 R - huge Y count.

Dirty Mansfield are top of the fouls league as usual, so no change from their Conference days then, with 336 fouls so far. They have the most yellows too, 56, and 3 reds. Christ, what does Murray's training sessions consist of? Kicking baby puppies around a field for an hour? Torturing orphans to death? We haven't seen this level of consistent brutality since the Somme - the BBC don't need Motson or Alan Green to commentate their games, they need Ted Bundy or Charlie Fucking Manson (granted, Bundy's dead, but he's still better than Green).

If League 2 were a classroom Mansfield would surely be the dribbling idiot at the back with his hands down his pants; Carlisle would be the swots with their hands always up at the front; Wycombe would be the epileptic (rolling around on the floor 'cos they always fucking do); Wombles would be doing something disgusting to the headmasters' daughter behind the bike shed; Northampton would be the local drug dealer's kid who always has lots of money (but we all know it'll end in tears quite soon); Notts County would be the kid whose mum has a different boyfriend every day (usually a big black man with a video camera, but who are we to judge); Luton would be the depressed kid at the back sniffing glue all day (with Mansfield); and Cambridge & Bristol Rovers would be giving blowjobs to 6th Formers in the toilet for a fiver. God, I miss junior infants.

AnagramWatch; Mansfield FC = Very Dirty Slightly Northern Bastards
Frederick Graham = Her Dick Farm Rage. Dick Her Ear Mr Fag. He Dick Mr Fag Rear.

Thank you worried, I needed a laugh.
 

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Great read!

Wimbledon are the type of easy side that is easy to duff up and get something from, as we did last season.

Should be going for at least a point here
 

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Come Saturday we'll be knocking off Wimbledon's cap, ruffling their hair, pulling their tie so hard around their neck that they'll go a similar shade to their shirts, making them drop their shorts in the bus queue, throwing their foie gras sandwiches in to the bushes and belching so loudly in to their ear that the mere thought of the M1 northbound will send them scrabbling under the stairs to hide under a pile of Barbour wax jackets.

We're so tough that we draw pictures of Beelzebub on our own scrotum by scoring it with hundreds of little paper cuts!
Grrrrr!
 

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Why are we dirty Mansfield anyway? Are you lot still in a strop we played you for 60 minutes with ten men and still scored to win 1-0?

In all honesty I've always enjoyed my trip to Wimbledon and the fans are real decent, I suppose given the journey you've had you'd have to be
 

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Those 10 yellows that useless c*** Darren England gave us at Accrington paid off then.
 

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How soft are you Wimbledon lot? I recall it being you who had a player sent off in the fixture at Field Mill for an elbow you dirty shits!
 

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You mean when your player cheated as there was no elbow involved. ;-). See Im getting the hang of how this thread works now.
As for tomorrow I predict 2 -1 to us.
 

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I predict us to be winning, up until the point where the ref gives up after running out of cards.
 

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You mean when your player cheated as there was no elbow involved. ;-). See Im getting the hang of how this thread works now.
As for tomorrow I predict 2 -1 to us.

I don't know what you mean, That wasn't in the match report. I prefer to call it using his expierence... :lol:
 

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I think we should bully and intimidate the southern softies like they deserve whilst they are nibbling at their strawberries and cream. Have they still got that little lad Akinfenwe?
 

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I think we should bully and intimidate the southern softies like they deserve whilst they are nibbling at their strawberries and cream. Have they still got that little lad Akinfenwe?

The fat hat salesman? yeah we still got him.
Hopefully he'll be confined to the bench with a bargain bucket from KFC..... We've been playing better without him recently
 

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Aye. Am genuinely pleased we are, it shows the lads are showing commitment and getting stuck in, and we're doing much better than last season. I've no apologies about it or mind how others see us

I agree with this. There's little malice in our disciplinary record, it's much more down to commitment.

Give me a side that gives everything and is committed to the cause every single time please. We've had the opposite in the past and it never sits quite as well.

If opposition support don't like it, aw diddums, you only have to suffer it twice a season and then it's back to the safety of the less annoying and threatening clubs.
 

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Mansfield are such an insufferable club.
 

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Weren't you Mansfield lot giving us shit for being dirty and intimidating earlier in the season? Now it's all "let's bully and intimidate these southern twats" what's happened to the total football lads ?
 

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Weren't you Mansfield lot giving us shit for being dirty and intimidating earlier in the season? Now it's all "let's bully and intimidate these southern twats" what's happened to the total football lads ?
Total football, as the name implies, includes bullying and intimidating, although we haven't quite got the hang of cheating yet. Top prize for that 'skill' goes to the Gas my friend.
 

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Total football, as the name implies, includes bullying and intimidating, although we haven't quite got the hang of cheating yet. Top prize for that 'skill' goes to the Gas my friend.

Not got the hang of cheating???? How about your player that DIDN"T get hit with an elbow, yet still went down like he'd been shot with an elephant gun?

I'd say you've mastered the art of cheating pretty well. I hear some of your players have been nominated for the Oscars.;)
 

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......Although I think you'll find that you're at least a division or 2 behind Wycombe's masterclass of cheating. They've taken it to a whole new level.
 

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......Although I think you'll find that you're at least a division or 2 behind Wycombe's masterclass of cheating. They've taken it to a whole new level.

Or Oxford
 

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