worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Shrews game (played them 4 times at home since '85, W3 D1), is Michael Salisbury, 23, a training manager from Lancashire. First season as a FL ref, and he only spent one season in the Conference, so he must be brilliant. Youngest ref in the FL too, his dad Graham, who did our Blades game last week, is the oldest. Says his rapid rise to FL ref is like a 'fairy tale'. I must admit I love a good fairy tale, it brings me back to my toddler days, perched in rapt attention on my granddads knee as he recited Womble fairy tales whilst snorting charlie & smoking meth; Little Ref Riding Hood - the heartwarming tale of Jeff Winter getting kicked to death by furious Wombles outside Valley Parade; Cindereffa - the charming tale of Gavin Ward getting the brains smashed out of him by livid Wombles outside Norbiton station; and Refpunzel - the magical story of Darren Deadman getting ripped apart by savage Wombles outside Tescos in Swindon.
Never reffed Wombles or Shrews. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 20 games last season he gave 25Y & 3R - very low.
AnagramWatch; Michael Salisbury = Hull, A Basic Misery; Chilli Bum Slay Arse.
KettleWatch; Off to the Memorial Stadium for Gas v Vale. Trevor had a vintage performance at the weekend, brandishing lots of cards, including a yellow to a Bolton sub for 'coming on the pitch too early' and then sending the silly bastard off in injury time. Fantastic work Trevor, you fucking walking tragedy.
Never reffed Wombles or Shrews. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 20 games last season he gave 25Y & 3R - very low.
AnagramWatch; Michael Salisbury = Hull, A Basic Misery; Chilli Bum Slay Arse.
KettleWatch; Off to the Memorial Stadium for Gas v Vale. Trevor had a vintage performance at the weekend, brandishing lots of cards, including a yellow to a Bolton sub for 'coming on the pitch too early' and then sending the silly bastard off in injury time. Fantastic work Trevor, you fucking walking tragedy.