You Know You're a Non-League Team When...

[Luke Imp]

For the Orient and 'Pool fans.

 

[Luke Imp]

You find yourself applauding a near completed 10 yard pass because it was a better effort than the previous 386 attempts the player made.

 

[White Army]

You find yourself at a park with a few seats around it on a Tuesday night questioning your life choices.

 

[FGRJC]

When lincoln are considered a big club.

 

[Pablosammy]

When the food is more interesting than the football.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

When the half-time raffle prize is a second-hand PlayStation 2

 

[Richard Cranium]

When Daryl Clare scores against you.

 

[Meadow]

When Daryl Clare scores against you.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

When you share the terraces with dogs - in fancy dress

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

When teams you've sent essentially a reserve side and trialists to play in pre-season friendlies are now considered local(ish) derby(ish).

 

[LeWhites]

When you tell people who you support and they ask "but who is your proper team?"

 

[Imp in Branston]

When lincoln are considered a big club.

When said club has been in the same non league scrap 19 seasons on the trot.

 

[Pablosammy]

When you share the terraces with dogs - in fancy dress

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Seeing that was of of the funniest moments of my season!

 

[Imp in Branston]

You average less than 3 figures for away attendances.

 

[Silver Stone]

When you listen to relegated ex-Football League sides think the Conference is real non-league.

 

[Murphy]

When you spend more time trying to get yourself out of Forest Green than you do watching the football.

 

[Meadow]

When BELTS* ask "who or what is (insert name of step 3 club here)?"


*Bitter Ex League Twats

 

[Murphy]

You can have the second weekend in December to do your Christmas shopping because it's FA Trophy day.

 

[Forza Imps]

When you tell people who you support and they ask "but who is your proper team?"

Kin hell this happened to me and my brother in Liverpool St Spoons before a game once. Sunderland fans, thought they'd know better.

 

[Pablosammy]

When you listen to relegated ex-Football League sides think the Conference is real non-league.

You mean there are leagues BELOW this?!

 

[Luke Imp]

When your strike force is Richard Pacquette and Jefferson Louis.

 

[EnglishRed]

When you look across at the away end and NO-ONE HAS COME

http://metro.co.uk/2010/09/27/conference-club-histon-take-no-away-fans-to-wrexham-525655/

 

[Harrier94]

You mean there are leagues BELOW this?!

Shocking isn't it. And PROPER football clubs like Halifax*, Darlington and Stockport are stuck in them.

*subject to next weekend

 

[Master D]

When you keep signing alcoholic creative midfielders on short term deals because ON THEIR DAY they're a class above anyone in the league.

 

[Luke Imp]

When you come across Boring Wood.

 

[Sparrow]

When people think the standard of this league is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.

 

[Master D]

When you realise Bromley is a tough place to go and that you'd be happy with a point.

 

[Chris FGR]

When the leagues TOP STARS are lured away to Barnet in exchange for Sam Muggleton.

When people think the standard of this league is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.

Until you produce a 1000 word essay that proves otherwise, Belmont has you beat on that one.

This season has seen a FUTURE SOUTHEND ENGLAND MANAGER managing in the division, and TWO clubs with 10k plus gates fight specatacularly for the title.

 

[Bendubz]

When you reach your highest ever division and STILL have to play Boring Wood.

 

[Mark kavanagh]

Hearing away supporters saying ' wow that stand is massive'

Being genuinely interested in the Chorley v Salford score

Listening to a certain team over celebrate coz they have knocked you out the fa cup then patronise you when you warn them that the fixture pile up may cost them their play off place