Stickied You Laugh, You Lose 2 - Bigger, Longer, Uncut

[JimJams]

:hesk:

 

[Habbinalan]

Name the nutter. Is it SALTIRE or is it Leo ?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1283534461685788

 

[Leo]

Name the nutter. Is it SALTIRE or is it Leo ?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1283534461685788

.....got to give Salty the creds for that one...y'see I don't have a unicycle.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

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[Leo]

Identical to the wee stray wee took in four weeks ago. We've had him chipped, snipped & had his injections. He's loving his new life.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

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german TV commercial for coffee frpm several years ago. I really hated it but its fun.

the line says: you were never be so awake before

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

'we must neutralize him'

 

[The Iron]

 

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[JaseTheVillain]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1831184870429559

 

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[epic73]

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

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For those of you old enough to remember.......

 

[JaseTheVillain]

For those of you old enough to remember.......

Anyone over the age of 20 should, surely? Unless we were just behind the times when I was a kid... I'm 24 for the record.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155192491057460

 

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[G-Dragon]

 

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[JaseTheVillain]

 

[Habbinalan]

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
by Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

 

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Detects dangers, before they arise

so sad, that Mercedes didn't had the balls.....

 

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