johnnytodd
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cont: ....so we spend another night together at hers and its all sweet i decide to head home on the tuesday night as theres a cheap flight from schipol and i had promised to take my lad to some school event............anyway Anna's phone starts ringing all monday and i say if you need to work go to work i'll come for buzz.......so she answers this one call and its a farmer in a neighboring village and we head out to sort it all out.......this farm is a shithole and she says he takes ages to pay his bill, so she's not to keen to go but as its her profession she feels obliged so were in this barn and this cow is ill, screaming and mooing like fuck anyway its got some disease and anna has to stick her arm up its arse to put some antibiotics in otherwise its gona snuff it in the night..........so this animal is having none of it and this old boy is as much use as Jordan Henderson in a 4 on 2 break away so i end up tryning to hold this big fuck off cow while she's got her arm up its arse............2 hours later i wake up in A&E with Anna looking down on me in tears.........the fucking cow had head butted me and i went back and twatted me head on some troff.......fuck me i had some head ache and was told i was under observation for a few hours.......