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Still sitting at the top of the league and 4 points ahead of the nearest challengers ,yeah ,I will take that all fucking day long ! As for the game itself ,it was lost as soon as the team sheet was announced ,when we deemed 'a clearly unfit' Milner as a starter but maybe that's just being...

S*N Bingo with the red headed bint who looks like she's had more kids than there is sub standard furniture in IKEA 'Scandinavians don't fucking shop there' and then dined on the placentas she's stored in the freezer along with the dogs who were insistent on being walked by the idle fucker. In...

I think we're in dire need of a wink emoji here and yes I would recommend people watch the film,if only to form a judgement or post 'a more considered or discernible';) appraisal other than that of my own.

As soon as I posted it I realized I had contradicted myself ,but I thought 'fuck it' I will edit it at a later date . All I can proffer as an excuse is the post was typed in haste and apologize for my tardiness in not correcting it.

The Wrigley's ad ,were the father knocks on the daughters door just after young Tom has tore the back out of his offspring and just finished wiping his cock on the curtains ,only to open the door standing as brazen as you like chewing gum. "Hi I'm Tom" * short silence "Pick a fucking window Tom"

Talking of punditry, I cant believe no one commented on the quality of Jimenez's goal ,it was more like a putt in crazy golf such was the precision,he had no right to score that and he had to pull off a fucking nutmeg to see it on its way ,wonderfully taken goal imo.

Show any sign of complacency against Wolves and they will punish you ,its completely beyond me how anyone could fail to say they're not impressed with the way they have approached this league and the spirit Santos has instilled into that team. Spudz just took the victory for granted and simply...

I'm madly in love with Liverpool but I might have a fling with Wolves when her backs turned,it would be an exercise in futility to resist such a feisty paramour.

Some of the link up play between Shaqiri and Salah was magical and the craft Firmino shown for his second goal should be taught at fucking Hogwarts. Once again a superb atmosphere ,its amazing the impact a tilt at the title has on noise levels and our yard fucking rocked earlier. We were...

I'm torn betwixt indubitably or yup ?

Whilst on paper it looks for all the world like a comprehensive victory ,I was surprised how error strewn Bournemouth looked at the back ,they certainly had enough chances in the first 15 or so mins to have rocked this Spudz team ,but I don't think Spudz will have an easier game for the rest of...

I suspect he never envisaged a capitulation on such a grand scale so close to the Liverpool game, or that, City and their expensively assembled squad's ability to waltz through games with consummate ease would eventually die on its arse. Hence ,I can fully understand why he feels he needs to...

I've spent most of Christmas eating the chocolate from those unthinking friends of my wife who completely forgot about her diabetes ...........You wonderful absent minded people ! So tonight I'm cooking and I'm thinking something decidedly unfrench like Toad in the Hole followed by a portion...

The House That Jack Built ,garnered massive publicity with its inclusion of some extremely controversial content ,but I thought it was handled well by Matt Dillon who delivers a quite remarkable portrayal of the OCD affected serial killer and the intensity of Lars Von Trier's direction is at...

If Salah stays on his feet Newcastle would have 'definitely' been inspired to leave their own half but as it transpired Salah falls down thus rendering Newcastle's quite evident aspirations to find an equalizer totally without foundation and obviously this turn of events invariably leads to...

& we're finally getting our fair share of pens this season , strangely I omitted that from my glut of ampersands :bg:

Massive respect to City for producing the loudest cheer from the Kop,just when we were getting bored with scoring :bg:

I thought the match was a strange one as we didn't play particularly well ,Henderson in the second half didn't put a foot wrong ,which was in complete contrast to his first half showing Mane and in particular Firmino's first touch was woeful and Salah was only marginally better. & yet we still...

"Minor infractions Mr Fish ,although the wife did find the use of the word Bukake particularly distressing when I raised the subject at our last wine and cheese soiree,I'm hoping she will let me back in the house before the culmination of the festive ,so if you happen to have a spare room at...

Van Dijk is an extremely astute defender and completely merits the plaudits he regularly receives,Lovren in comparison is prone to serious lapses of concentration even when it requires minimal thought and for a team that aspires to take a tilt at the title then the injury to Gomez who is on the...