1FF Wars 3.5

[Dave]

Also;

Now that we have had a week with a possession to remind everyone they exist you will be fined for not having a contingency!

Out of interest.....

If we had a FW, FW, MW, HW and we entered a FW (2), MW and HW and one of our FWs was possessed would we be fined for not being able to field 2 x FWs in the double fight or do we fight with one character v 2?

 

[SUTSS]

In that scenario you would fight with 1 v 2.

If you had 1 FW and he was possessed in a 1v1 you also would not be fined as you couldn't do anything to prevent it.

The fine is more for inaction than anything.

 

[Ciderhead]

Yeah figured when I had a look. We'll fluke it though I have a faith.

Unfortunately for you we can't put Nessie in that one

 

[Dave]

Crap

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to bonus

 

[Spirederman]

2DD TO BONUS

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to bonus

 

[Dave]

TTT will fight in Vice City

 

[SUTSS]

I will get the fights up in a bit. I haven't forgotten!

 

[SUTSS]

A few pre-fight things:

Abe possess Paige. Paige joins Nottarf Krap for this week.
Young Link feels ill. He has been cursed and his BR has been halved for this week.
Ciri is given a rare candy.

 

[SUTSS]

Ankh-Morpork
Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Erlich Bachmann & Bender v Tony Soprano & Ben Linus

Megaton
Lightweight (10BR Limit)
Young Link v Thomasin

Winterfell
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
The Wicked Witch of The West v Emily Kaldwin

The Wicked Witch of the West seeks Erlich Bachmann.

The Wicked Witch of The West v Erlich Bachmann

The Shire
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Donald Trump & Nobody v Patty & Paige

Bonus!
Vice City (+100k) + Normandy Beach + £750k prize
Songbird v The Lone Wanderer v Aloy v Ciri

 

[SUTSS]

Ankh-Morpork
Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Erlich Bachman 4BR 3HP 1D6 & Bender, 4, 3hp, 1D6 v Tony Soprano 5, 3hp 1D6 & Ben Linus, 3, 3hp, 1D6

Erlich Bachman is fighting again later so he's hoping he's not losing 2 HP in a week. And he isn't as they easily dispatch Tony Soprano and Ben Linus

Megaton
Lightweight (10BR Limit)
Young Link, 5, 3hp, 1D6, v Thomasin – 6BR 3HP 1D6

The cursed Young Link holds his own.This one ends in a tie!

Winterfell
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
The Wicked Witch of the West, 13, 2hp, 1D6 v Erlich Bachman 4BR 3HP 1D6

Erlich loses this one without even having a chance as TWWOTW rolls an 11 straight off.

The Shire
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 4HP 1D8 & Nobody v Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3HP 1D6 & Paige [WAW/WWE] – 12BR 2HP 1D6

Patty and Paige roll terribly but it's still not enough for Donald to make up the gap (although it very nearly was)

Bonus!
Vice City (+100k) + Normandy Beach + £750k prize
Songbird 16BR 3HP 1D8 v The Lone Wanderer – 5BR 4HP 1D6 v Aloy 16BR 3HP 1D6 v Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 18BR 3HP 1D6


MLM aren't getting any more luck here and Songbird goes out early. The Lone Wanderer isn't too far behind him. And this really isn't a close fight as Cirilla rolls 10 more than anyone else and easily takes the prize.

 

[Oaf]

"Easily dispatched" in the first fight which was dead even, and then I think that the fact that Songbird went out before even The Lone Wanderer in the bonus about sums up our luck so far in this wars. As I said in the chat, Trump used all of our luck up in the opening...

 

[SUTSS]

I'll add everything up and start the next game week in the morning.

 

[Ciderhead]

Ciri > Nessie

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock gain nothing

MLM:
Paige gains 2BR!
Tony Soprano loses 1HP
Ben Linus loses 1HP
Donald Trump loses 1HP
Songbird loses 1HP

NK:
Patty gains 1BR
Gain The Shire
Gain 250k
Ciri gains 1BR
Gain Vice City
Gain Normandy Beach
Gain 750k
Ciri loses 1HP

TTT:
Erlich Bachman gains 1BR
Bender gains 1BR
Gain Ankh-Morpork
Gain 100k
Erlich Bachman loses 1HP
The Lone Wanderer loses 1HP

2DD:
TWWOTW gains 1BR
Gain Winterfell
Gain 250k
Aloy loses 1HP

Opening post has been updated and wages deducted.

Character offers will go out shortly.

Deadline for signing is midday tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

MLM:
Paige gains 2BR!
Tony Soprano loses 1HP
Ben Linus loses 1HP
Donald Trump loses 1HP
Songbird loses 1HP

Our first ever gain!

... And we got it by Paige beating us...

 

[SUTSS]

Tyler Durden organises fights amongst the Dukes of Haddock. Thomasin wins and gains 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

Team Tennis Twat sign:

Donatello

Donatello [TMNT] 13, 3hp, 1D6 £250,000, £35,000, Scientist

Mr Meeseeks

Mr Meeseeks 0, ∞hp, 1D0, £350,000, £5000, Can do!

 

[SUTSS]

There will be a new style of fight this week!

 

[SUTSS]

2DD sign:

Terry Tibbs

Terry Tibbs, 1, 1hp, 1D4, £80,000, £4000, Talk to me

 

[Oaf]

Mr Meeseeks

Mr Meeseeks 0, ∞hp, 1D0, £350,000, £5000, Can do!

Dafuq is this guy.

Just had to one up Meatboy, didn't you?

 

[PaulHaddock]

I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Howard

Howard from Halifax, 1, 1hp, 1D4, £50,000, NA, Money Maker (+20,000)

Ken

Ken [Street Fighter], 14, 3hp, 1D6, £250,000, £25,000, Shoryuken!

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock sign:

Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 6, 3hp, 1D6, £100,000, £10,000 Potential/Evolution

 

[SUTSS]

Erlich Bachmann's incubator has helped Mr Meeseeks to gain 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

Bender successfully steals a plasma grenade from Dukes of Haddock HQ.

 

[Spirederman]

Is someone actually gonna use Meeseeks as Meatboy should have been used, by powering him up to fuck making him the beast of the game??

 

[PaulHaddock]

Imagine using Bender's ability for that.

 

[Dave]

Imagine using Bender's ability for that.

His unlimited use ability?