1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Fuck sake!

I did that and must have pressed the wrong button or something and it's not updated. I'll do it again now.

 

[SUTSS]

This time it should be updated and staying there.

 

[Ciderhead]

Team Grant Holt

 

[Stagat]

DOH BIDS 10K FOR ERLICH

 

[SUTSS]

DEADLINE EXTENSION

The deadline for signings has been pushed back until tomorrow at 8pm. This is due to not updating the opening post meaning teams had quite a small time frame and the fact that I'm not here tonight so would do the fight card tomorrow anyway.

 

[Ciderhead]

DEADLINE EXTENSION

The deadline for signings has been pushed back until tomorrow at 8pm. This is due to not updating the opening post meaning teams had quite a small time frame and the fact that I'm not here tonight so would do the fight card tomorrow anyway.

Is that including the auction?

 

[SUTSS]

Yes

 

[SUTSS]

There's a lot to get through so this might take a while...

 

[SUTSS]

Mr Meeseeks has been set a task. He will join Team Meeseeks. During this time his wages will still be paid by TTT but they will have no control over him or anyone on Team Meeseeks.

 

[Ciderhead]

NK bid 15k for Erlich

 

[Dave]

TTT bid 20k for Erlich

 

[PaulHaddock]

Oh no, what a shame, we've been outbid...

 

[SUTSS]

Meeseeks summons 14 other Meeseeks

Mr Meeseeks (2) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, N/A, Moneymaker (100k)
Mr Meeseeks (3) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, N/A, Moneymaker (100k)
Mr Meeseeks (4) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, N/A, Moneymaker (100k)
Mr Meeseeks (5) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £80000, Surgeon
Mr Meeseeks (6) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £80000, Surgeon
Mr Meeseeks (7) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £20000, Ssss..sss..sssss… BANG!
Mr Meeseeks (8) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £20000, Ssss..sss..sssss… BANG!
Mr Meeseeks (9) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £20000, Ssss..sss..sssss… BANG!
Mr Meeseeks (10) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £20000, Ssss..sss..sssss… BANG!
Mr Meeseeks (11) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £20000, Ssss..sss..sssss… BANG!
Mr Meeseeks (12) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £8000, Master Thief
Mr Meeseeks (13) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £5000, Stepover
Mr Meeseeks (14) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £5000, Stepover
Mr Meeseeks (15) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £5000, Stepover

Team Meeseeks use their 300k to buy Super Meat Boy

Super Meat Boy, 1, 9999hp, 1D6, £300,000, £30,000, Super Meat Boy!

 

[Dave]

 

[Ciderhead]

Has SUTSS broken?

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:


Tommy Vercetti

Tommy Vercetti [GTA], 12, 3hp, 1D6 £200,000, NA, Money Maker (+30,000)

Charmander

Charmander [Pokemon], 6, 3hp, 1D6, £100,000, £10,000 Potential/Evolution

Mewtwo

Mewtwo [Pokemon] 10, 3hp, 1D6 £180,000, £15,000, Potential

 

[SUTSS]

OCD buy a Dice upgrade (£50,000)



OCD also sign:


Ryu

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/projectxzone/images/f/1FF/PXZ2-Ryu.png/revision/latest?cb=20151003024645

Ryu [Street Fighter], 14, 3hp, 1D6 £250,000, £25,000, Haduken!


OCD use Terry Tibbs to knock Ryu's price down to £187,500

 

[SUTSS]

Team Tennis Twat sign Erlich Bachmann for 20k

 

[SUTSS]

The Lone Wanderer joins Team Meeseeks.

 

[SUTSS]

Two of the Meeseeks have started performing surgery on The Lone Wanderer, Super Meat Boy and one of the other Meeseeks.

 

[Dave]

 

[Oaf]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A MR MEESEEK IS OR WHAT THE FUCK IT DOES AND THIS HAS ONLY CONFUSED THINGS MORE.

 

[Dave]

I just hope they can perform surgery.

 

[PaulHaddock]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A MR MEESEEK IS OR WHAT THE FUCK IT DOES AND THIS HAS ONLY CONFUSED THINGS MORE.

That should explain it.

 

[SUTSS]

A Meeseeks has appeared in each of the team HQs.

They do the following damage:

Tyler Durden 0 damage
Booker DeWitt 0 damage
GAIA 1 damage
Roxanne Morton 0 damage
Thomasin 1 damage
Lex Luthor 0 damage
Bulbasaur 1 damage

Paige 0 damage
Donald Trump 1 damage
Songbird 0 damage
Tony Soprano 0 damage
Ben Linus 1 damage
Ken [Street Fighter] 1 damage
Howard from Halifax 0 damage
Tommy Vercetti 0 damage
Charmander 0 damage
Mewtwo 1 damage

Nessie 0 damage
Patty 0 damage
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon 0 damage
Abe 1 damage
Jesse Pinkman 0 damage
Arya Stark 1 damage

Barack Obama 1 damage
Mindhorn 1 damage
Aloy 0 damage
Velociraptor, 1 damage
The Wicked Witch of the West 0 damage
Young Link 1 damage
Terry Tibbs 1 damage (and dies)
Ryu 0 damage


Think some people got quite lucky there...

 

[Leewilson]

I'm glad we're all making friends...

 

[Ciderhead]

What exactly did you tell him to do?

 

[SUTSS]

Meeseeks attempts to steal the dice upgrade from OCD but fails!

 

[Dave]

What exactly did you tell him to do?

He's not finished yet

 

[Leewilson]

What exactly did you tell him to do?

We only told him to go to the shops and get us a beer! Mind of it's own, the crazy little fucker.