1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

The fight card is coming next...

 

[SUTSS]

Blips and Chitz (Gamble: You can choose to gamble once a week, you will either gain or lose 50k)
Featherweight (5BR limit)
NK v OCD

Xavier's School
Lightweight (10BR limit)
MLM v TTT v Meeseeks

Rapture
Middleweight (15BR limit)
MLM v DOH

Roswell
Heavyweight (20BR limit)
TTT v DOH v Meeseeks

Bonus!
Empire Bay (reduces wage bill by 10%) + 500k
TTT v OCD v NK v MLM v 1 v Meeseeks

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to Xaviers school

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline is Sunday midday.

 

[Leewilson]

TTT to fight at Roswell

TTT to fight at Xavier's School

TTT to fight at Bonus

 

[Dave]

TTT will fight in Xaviers School
TTT will fight in Roswell
TTT will fight in Empire Bay

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to Rapture

 

[PaulHaddock]

DOH TO RAPTURE

 

[PaulHaddock]

Doh to Roswell

 

[Ciderhead]

Nk to Blips and Chitz

 

[Spirederman]

Fuuuckkkk missed the card

OCD TO BLIPS AND CHITZ
OCD TO EMPIRE BAY

 

[SUTSS]

Bender sneaks into OCD headquarters. He sees the dice upgrade laying there. He opens up his chest, grabs the dice upgrade but as he goes to put it in Mindhorn hits him round the head and kills him!

Bender is dead!

 

[SUTSS]

4 more Meeseeks are summouned!

Mr Meeseeks (16) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £30000, Steal from the rich
Mr Meeseeks (17) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £30000, Steal from the rich
Mr Meeseeks (18) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £30000, Steal from the rich
Mr Meeseeks (19) 0, ∞hp, 1D0, N/A, £30000, Steal from the rich

 

[SUTSS]

Meeseeks steals 11k from Dukes of Haddock!
Meeseeks steals 44K from MLM!
Meeseeks steals 14k from Nottarf Krap!
Meeseeks steals 30k from OCD!

 

[HarvSFC]

Stop it SUTSS, you're getting ridiculous now.

 

[Spirederman]

Ffs look at TTT's wage bill!!

 

[Spirederman]

All these 'Likes' suggest to me there's more to it!!

Given that the little shits have infinite HP and seemingly would never die in battle and the wage bill would be a constant thorn with all the scrotes permanently there, there must be.

Bastards.

 

[Techno Natch]

They die after their mission is complete.

 

[Spirederman]

A Meeseeks has appeared in each of the team HQs.

They do the following damage:

Tyler Durden 0 damage
Booker DeWitt 0 damage
GAIA 1 damage
Roxanne Morton 0 damage
Thomasin 1 damage
Lex Luthor 0 damage
Bulbasaur 1 damage

Paige 0 damage
Donald Trump 1 damage
Songbird 0 damage
Tony Soprano 0 damage
Ben Linus 1 damage
Ken [Street Fighter] 1 damage
Howard from Halifax 0 damage
Tommy Vercetti 0 damage
Charmander 0 damage
Mewtwo 1 damage

Nessie 0 damage
Patty 0 damage
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon 0 damage
Abe 1 damage
Jesse Pinkman 0 damage
Arya Stark 1 damage

Barack Obama 1 damage
Mindhorn 1 damage
Aloy 0 damage
Velociraptor, 1 damage
The Wicked Witch of the West 0 damage
Young Link 1 damage
Terry Tibbs 1 damage (and dies)
Ryu 0 damage


Think some people got quite lucky there...

Typically we came out of it all with the biggest team HP loss.

 

[Spirederman]

I just hope they can perform surgery.

This could be ominous if they do...

Fucking pests.

 

[Leewilson]

This could be ominous if they do...

Fucking pests.

Dave's been wanting a gender change for a while so we had to sacrifice team gain for this purpose. Some might call it selfish, but Team Tennis Twat are fully supportive of Dave's request.

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to Bonus

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to bonus

 

[Dave]

 

[SUTSS]

Emily Kaldwin is boosted 1BR by Erlich Bachmann.

Blips and Chitz (Gamble: You can choose to gamble once a week, you will either gain or lose 50k)
Featherweight (5BR limit)
Arya Stark, 3, 2hp, 1D6 v No one (OCD)

Xavier's School
Lightweight (10BR limit)
Mewtwo [Pokemon] 10, 2hp, 1D6 v Eskarina Smith 7BR 2HP 1D6 v Meeseeks (13)

Rapture
Middleweight (15BR limit)
Ken [Street Fighter], 8, 2hp, 1D6 v Roxanne Morton 12BR 2HP 1D6

Ken has been cursed!

Roswell
Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Donatello [TMNT] 13, 2hp, 1D6 v No one (DOH) v Meeseeks (14)

Bonus!
Empire Bay (reduces wage bill by 10%) + 500k
Emily Kaldwin – 16BR 2HP 1D6 v No one (OCD) v Nessie [Supernatural] 19BR 2HP 1D8 v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 2HP 1D8 v 1 v Meeseeks (15)

 

[SUTSS]

Blips and Chitz (Gamble: You can choose to gamble once a week, you will either gain or lose 50k)
Featherweight (5BR limit)
Arya Stark, 3, 2hp, 1D6 v No one (OCD)

Arya gets the walkover

Xavier's School
Lightweight (10BR limit)
Mewtwo [Pokemon] 10, 2hp, 1D6 v Eskarina Smith 7BR 2HP 1D6 v Meeseeks (13)

Meeseeks uses step over and wins the match! No HP damage is taken

Rapture
Middleweight (15BR limit)
Ken [Street Fighter], 8, 2hp, 1D6 v Roxanne Morton 12BR 2HP 1D6

Despite Ken's cut BR here he puts up a hell of a fight. But it's not quite enough as Roxy just about manages to come through on top.

Roswell
Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Donatello [TMNT] 13, 2hp, 1D6 v No one (DOH) v Meeseeks (14)

Meeseeks uses step over and wins the match! No HP damage is taken

Bonus!
Empire Bay (reduces wage bill by 10%) + 500k
Emily Kaldwin – 16BR 2HP 1D6 v No one (OCD) v Nessie [Supernatural] 19BR 2HP 1D8 v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 2HP 1D8 v 1 v Meeseeks (15)

Meeseeks uses step over and wins the match! No HP damage is taken.

 

[Dave]

Has Spirederman fucked up again and got a £600k fine?

 

[HarvSFC]

Wow. Didn't know Arya could do step over too.

 

[SUTSS]

Arya gains 150k + Blips and Chitz
OCD fined 200k
Team Meeseeks gain Xavier's School + £150k + Roswell + £400k + Empire Bay + 500k
Ken loses 1HP
Roxy gains 1BR + Rapture + £250k
OCD fined 200k
DOH fines 200k

Dukes of Haddock:
Roxy gains 1BR
Gain Rapture
Gain 250k
Fined 200k

#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain
Ken loses 1HP

Nottarf Krap:
Gain 150k
Gain Blips and Chitz

Team Tennis Twat:
Meeseeks gains Xavier's Schools, 150k, Roswell, 400k, Empire Bay, 500k. This is transferred to TTT.

OCD:
Fined 200k
Fined 200k


OCD are unable to pay any wages. THEY ARE ELIMINATED.



A Meeseeks appears at MLM's base. Tommy Vercetti and Charmander take 1HP damage.

The Lone Wanderer has recovered from his surgery. His new stats are:
The Lone Wanderer – 1BR 9999HP 1D6 250k/25k – Super Meat Boy!/Moneymaker (100k)

Super Meat Boy is dead

Meeseeks has completed his task and disappears into thin air!


You will now notice that there are territory caps for characters. To celebrate this we are having a special week! The fight card and character offers will come out at the same time this week!

 

[SUTSS]

Special Week:

There are no territories to play for this week. You may have noticed that no one has defended a territory yet. This will change. All territories are now in the game. You may be looking at getting rid of some characters this week to get round the salary cap. Well it's your lucky day!

Special Battle 1:
DEATH MATCH
DOH v MLM v NK v TTT

Special Battle 2:
DEATH MATCH
DOH v MLM v NK v TTT

Special Battle 3:
DEATH MATCH
DOH v MLM v NK v TTT

You MUST enter characters into 2 matches. You will not be fined if you don't enter one into the 3rd. This week you will decide which ones to enter in your PMs by bolding the choice. No need to advertise it in the thread.

The deadline is 8pm Tuesday.