Craig Harrison
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- Feb 1, 2018
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- Sexy footbaal on the deck like
Reet am startin this off as am back in the market and am lookin for a geet massai club in the top tier of english foota. am ready for the big time and a thought ad give yers an update and give mesel maximum exposure as a knaa this is the uk most popula foota forum in the world, aal them bots, their nee bots like, there chairman scootin oot potential leadaz and they aal knaa am that gadge like but mebees they need to find oot what am up to like before they gan on the blowa.
Am a legend in Cymru like and me star has shone and keeps deein just that. Am gaffa at Connaz Quay Nomadz. A led the club 3rd place with a geet budget aboot the same as the GDP of Switzerland. As ya knaa am a UEFA A badgaz holda, av got aal the badgaz like and a use science a lot in me day to day job. Am a pioneer of using jaw lines and dental records to pick playaz but av got a new angle. Aal the top one gaffaz in the world (mesel) have to innovate or we neva gan again.
A wos inspired by the Nomadz title thingy so a looked at nomadic animals like and a took the DNA of camels, the DNA gadge in Rhyl helped us oot so ta for that pal, he sourced oot the local population in north Cymru fr tests like so am givin the lad some credit. He'd be me assistant when a walk into yer club come pre season. So what does this mean for ya club? This is how a got Nomadz buzzin this year:
Camelz can gan withoot wata for days. Yer players will too, it's a long season of coonty cups, Trophy and league and stamina is gonna be vital.
Camelz store fat and wata in their humps so yer playaz will keep hydrated by lookin like this (left sidad one):
Camels eaz are covad in hair and stats show that they keep oot them pesky long diagonal baalz so with a bit of regain from Toni&Guy (am in affiliation with them) so will work in aal casaz.
Playaz will get lip boostaz as with their desert ancestaz, they have geet lips like. This maintains the defensive line and helps us win them second and third baalz aroond the touchline.
Aal yer playaz will gan to Harley Street to get a massai bone attached to the heed like so when we whip in them crossaz theyve an advantage gettin aheed of the non boned markaz
Aalso at Harley Street, includad in the cost is a nostril widening operation. Lets aal that fresh air from post industrial shitholes gannin in so we can blow away them direct baalz owa the top with geet fuckin gusto.
Obviously we'll gan aal owa on camel back. This is us on the way to Prestayn Town in the Elizabeth Gaskell Charity Cup. Kit on the back like as yers can see:
So this is me vision, me mastaplan. Am the greatest gaffa youve neva eva eva had like but nowz yer chance. Forwad this on to yer chairman like and am waitin for yer call. Me CV is below. Cheaz.
http://onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/sack-race-2018-19.12113/page-41#post-750777
Am a legend in Cymru like and me star has shone and keeps deein just that. Am gaffa at Connaz Quay Nomadz. A led the club 3rd place with a geet budget aboot the same as the GDP of Switzerland. As ya knaa am a UEFA A badgaz holda, av got aal the badgaz like and a use science a lot in me day to day job. Am a pioneer of using jaw lines and dental records to pick playaz but av got a new angle. Aal the top one gaffaz in the world (mesel) have to innovate or we neva gan again.
A wos inspired by the Nomadz title thingy so a looked at nomadic animals like and a took the DNA of camels, the DNA gadge in Rhyl helped us oot so ta for that pal, he sourced oot the local population in north Cymru fr tests like so am givin the lad some credit. He'd be me assistant when a walk into yer club come pre season. So what does this mean for ya club? This is how a got Nomadz buzzin this year:
Camelz can gan withoot wata for days. Yer players will too, it's a long season of coonty cups, Trophy and league and stamina is gonna be vital.
Camelz store fat and wata in their humps so yer playaz will keep hydrated by lookin like this (left sidad one):
Camels eaz are covad in hair and stats show that they keep oot them pesky long diagonal baalz so with a bit of regain from Toni&Guy (am in affiliation with them) so will work in aal casaz.
Playaz will get lip boostaz as with their desert ancestaz, they have geet lips like. This maintains the defensive line and helps us win them second and third baalz aroond the touchline.
Aal yer playaz will gan to Harley Street to get a massai bone attached to the heed like so when we whip in them crossaz theyve an advantage gettin aheed of the non boned markaz
Aalso at Harley Street, includad in the cost is a nostril widening operation. Lets aal that fresh air from post industrial shitholes gannin in so we can blow away them direct baalz owa the top with geet fuckin gusto.
Obviously we'll gan aal owa on camel back. This is us on the way to Prestayn Town in the Elizabeth Gaskell Charity Cup. Kit on the back like as yers can see:
So this is me vision, me mastaplan. Am the greatest gaffa youve neva eva eva had like but nowz yer chance. Forwad this on to yer chairman like and am waitin for yer call. Me CV is below. Cheaz.
http://onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/sack-race-2018-19.12113/page-41#post-750777
This is a club that made the play-offs last year and is chucking even more money at it this year. What for! Nobody gives a fuck.
