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Leo

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I cheated on her with the 50 something next-door neighbour at 15. Was scary.
never had neighburs that were worth a shag......so I was stuck with Mrs P for a couple of more years.
 

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never had neighburs that were worth a shag......so I was stuck with Mrs P for a couple of more years.

She shagged all my mates. Dead now. What a horrible fanny to lose your virginity in. Made me feel small and inadequate for years
 
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I've never had a curry. I'm 25. Apparently that's weird.

Indeed it is. Though another weird one, my missus had never been to a restaurant before Tuesday. She's 22. Also odd. Best part is, we've been together over 3 years and I never realised I'd never took her to one. :lol:
 

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I've never had a curry. I'm 25. Apparently that's weird.
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I got married 55 years ago today, and she still holds my hand, just thought I'd mention it.
Wonderful stuff. Me and my old bread knife just have the 29 under our belts, hope we a) get to 55 and b) we're still holding hands too. Faith in humanity restored.
 

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I've never been to Stoke-On-Trent. And don't intend to.
 

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I've never left Stoke-On-Trent. And don't intend to.
My mate paddy is the same. Moved there 10 years ago and loves the place. Never wants to leave. I like it too, not enough to live there but I don't mind a visit.
 

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My mum and dad live at 113 if that counts.
 

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