American Football

[Martino Knockavelli]

Rational response to 1st half:

Cal pass D is really really bad.
Goff is a legit NFL QB.
Texas probs still loses this game.

Irrational:

HEARD IS A BALLA
ACTUAL VISIBLE PASS PROTECTION
MUST FUN TEXAS OFFENSE IN YEARS

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

https://vine.co/v/ePzOupKPAUn

well said, mate

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

you have got to be shitting me

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

meanwhile possibly the most insane play in football history (since the last one) occurred in tuscaloosa

 

[.V.]

Hoping for a RB rant aimed at Andy Dalton today.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

The OMG SOMEONE IS INJURED music on Red Zone is brilliant. Abrupt cut to PENSIVE STRING SECTION. Then straight back to quad box epilepsy action.

 

[Bobbin']

The Texans are a depressingly bad football team.

Mallett very marginally better than Hoyer, has done absolutely nothing with the football but at least hasn't presented it to Carolina yet.

The defence was meant to be the positive at the start of the season too

 

[RavenBish]

Solid first half by Dalton and the lads. Defense is alright but my God we've got the stiffest LB corp in the NFL and it isn't even close - needs sorting pronto, Rey and Maualuga can't cover backs and TEs, stop asking them too.

Run the ball more as well ffs.

 

[1862]

The Texans are a depressingly bad football team.

Mallett very marginally better than Hoyer, has done absolutely nothing with the football but at least hasn't presented it to Carolina yet.

The defence was meant to be the positive at the start of the season too

Soooooo bad.

 

[Bobbin']

Soooooo bad.

That's a lot better already!

 

[1862]

That's a lot better already!

One decent drive, sure - just barely moving it otherwise

 

[Bobbin']

It's just a shambles all over the field.

 

[1862]

Only hope for the season is Foster coming back to relieve the pressure on the QBs. Even then the defense needs sorting out.

 

[Bobbin']

Only hope for the season is Foster coming back to relieve the pressure on the QBs. Even then the defense needs sorting out.

Even that is slim hope.

From what I've witnessed in the first two weeks, the Texans are real contenders for the #1 pick already! The defence may not have even bothered being there for these first two games. We have to do everything we can to address this QB situation for next season.

Nate Washington just falling over pretty much sums this game up.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

One of the most annoying things in UK football coverage:

This Pats/Bills game is going to over-run into the Cowboys/Eagles slot, so we'll miss the start on Sky.

Cowboys/Eagles is blacked out on Gamepass.

Between Sky and Gamepass I pay a pissing fortune to watch this sport, and I'm unable to (legally) watch the first few mins of the one game of the week I really want to watch.

What a load of horse crap.

 

[Craig]

They really ought to split coverage between a couple of channels, but tbf we can't expect them to cancel the 6th re-run of yesterdays PL goals.

 

[1862]

Or, you know, WWE Raw.

They used to have at least 6 Champions League games available on red button, not too much to ask for one more game

 

[.V.]

One of the most annoying things in UK football coverage:

This Pats/Bills game is going to over-run into the Cowboys/Eagles slot, so we'll miss the start on Sky.

Cowboys/Eagles is blacked out on Gamepass.

Between Sky and Gamepass I pay a pissing fortune to watch this sport, and I'm unable to (legally) watch the first few mins of the one game of the week I really want to watch.

What a load of horse crap.

Why not Red Zone in a pinch?

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I just hooky streamed it for the first 5 mins. But it pisses me orf.

 

[1862]

Again the Texans end within a score despite never really being in the game. Two drives showed Mallett at least has a chance, which I couldn't say about Hoyer last week, but...

Anyway, gonna try and enjoy this Dallas-Philly game

 

[Bobbin']

I just hooky streamed it for the first 5 mins. But it pisses me orf.

Sky go?

 

[Craig]

The Clone Wars...

 

[kieran_vale]

Absolutely thrilled with that win in Buffalo. Against that D to score the way we did is a superb achievement. Brady was simply phenomenal as was Edelman.

Credit to Buffalo for not quitting on it and making it a lot closer than it should have been. Think though ultimately they really contributed to their own downfall with the amount of penalties given away. One of the downsides of teams coached by Rex.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

This game is horrendous. Eagles O totally inept. Cowboys O with a thousand self inflicted woes. Approx 6.2 million penalties.

My sincere apologies to any neutrals tuning in.

 

[.V.]

This game is horrendous. Eagles O totally inept. Cowboys O with a thousand self inflicted woes. Approx 6.2 million penalties.

My sincere apologies to any neutrals tuning in.

I've actually turned RZ off, 3 bad late games today.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Kieran has absolutely skullfucked me in fantasy too. Cripes.

 

[kieran_vale]

I actually quite like Bradford but what on earth was he doing there? Can't be making decisions like that.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Well, fuck.

 

[kieran_vale]

If there is a more inept display of Football this year than what the Eagles have displayed today I will be amazed.

On a happier note the Miami Dolphins....