Annual awards [VOTING EXTENDED UNTIL 5/6/16]

shoddycollins

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Last season I ran these. I'm happy to run them again, but haven't heard anything from the runners of the other divisions forums. I have an idea what the topics will be, basically last years plus a best thread and worst thread of the season post.

UPDATE 18/5/2016

The categories have been announced and voting is open, here are the categories you'll be voting in. Please vote by sending me a PM with your choices (it isn't mandatory that you vote in every category).

OK, sorry about the delay. You have until the 31st of May to PM me with your votes, I shall then arrange an awards night.

Here are the categories.
  • Best thread of the season
  • Worst thread of the season
  • Club with the worst fans on this forum
  • Club with the best fans on this forum
  • Least biased poster
  • Most biased poster
  • Most pessimistic poster
  • Most optimistic poster
  • Poster you'd most like to give a slap
  • Poster you'd most like to meet for a pint
  • League Two Bore
  • League Two Comedian
  • League Two Raconteur (i.e. best story-teller)
  • League Two Aficionado (i.e. most knowledgable)
  • League Two New Poster of the Year (posters must have joined after the 31st of May 2015 to be considered eligible)
  • League Two Poster of the Year
 
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Murphy

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What SFL said. An excellent ceremony last time around ;)
 

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Yep go on Shoddy :thumbs:

#vanni4bestposter
#vanni4mostknowledgeable
#vanni4handsomestmanalive

and oh, I'm open to bribes if anyone's interested.

Reasonable prices! Satisfaction guaranteed! Reliable and quick after sales service!
 

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to my dearest best mate shoddycollins please take a look
all my past poems,rhymes and odes I shall put into a book
and I swear to give you half of all proceeds put into my bank in any denomination
as a sign of my gratitude and admiration for your un-biased nomination
please don't think this is any form of bribery or an attempt to influence figures
because I can hear even now those jealous comments and sarcastic sniggers
coming from my fellow posters who doubt my integrity and intentions
suggesting this is an attempt to manipulate your judgement on other considerations
I would be more than a bit emotional and indeed certainly flattered
if I was rewarded for all my hard work and made to feel like I really mattered
of course I realise there are those you must acknowledge and thank
but to be honest they're just plebs whose postings are wank
surely such a wise man like you has the foresight to see
there cant be any more contenders worthier than me
from down in welsh Plymouth to way up in scottish Carlisle
those other no-hopers have me to thank for making them smile
I'm not being too harsh or unkind just stating the truth
that like that other genius Shakespeare I am a worthy wordsmith forsooth
so in advance i'd like to thank my fellow posters for their "likes" of my work and their inspiration
for voting for me the best poet in the Rob Dunkley league two nation
i am making room for the flowers and champagne due to come my way
so thank you for this platform so that i can have my say.
finally to end this message to shoddy i will say up front
everyone else says behind your back that they think your a c***.
not me though i reckon your a great guy
just remember with your share of my book all the good things you could buy :animatedf:
cheers...oakey ...bard of Luton
 

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How does this thing work Shoddy?
 

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I'll post the list of categories in a short while... Currently off work sick (trapped nerve) but maybe that'll give me time. Last year I set up an online survey, thinking myself clever in saving myself time adding them up manually however I still had to get people to message me to verify that each person was voting once so it didn't really save me any time, so this time just message me with your picks and I'll add them all up and put on an awards night after the play-off final.
 

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I was unaware there was an awards ceremony last year , so imagine my suprised when I stumbled upon the 'live' event and found them showering me with gongs , no speech prepared ...... I fully intend to vote on all categories this year ...
 

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Last season I ran these. I'm happy to run them again, but haven't heard anything from the runners of the other divisions forums. I have an idea what the topics will be, basically last years plus a best thread and worst thread of the season post.
Have you been able to sort these out yet, shoddy?
 

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Anyone with an ounce of credibility will refuse an award - that's what the real showmen, who are in touch with the people do. Then we can all sit back, titter and comment 'what a character.'
 

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Have you set this up yet?

C'mon Shoddy give us something to do on here!
 

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OK, sorry about the delay. You have until the 31st of May to PM me with your votes, I shall then arrange an awards night.

Here are the categories, with a reminder of who won the 2015 award

Club with the worst fans on this forum - Mansfield Town
Club with the best fans on this forum - Carlisle United
Least biased poster - Leewilson
Most biased poster - Kenneth E End
Most pessimistic poster - hellogregory
Most optimistic poster - Glasshalffullpools
Poster you'd most like to give a slap - AdamStag / hellogregory
Poster you'd most like to meet for a pint - Murphy
League Two Bore - hellogregory
League Two Comedian - hellogregory
League Two Raconteur (i.e. best story-teller) - BigDaveCUFC
League Two Aficionado (i.e. most knowledgable) - Murphy
League Two Poster of the Year - shoddycollins

To these I will add the following categories

Best thread of the season
Worst thread of the season

The following category will be renamed to 'League Two New Poster of the Year' and only those who joined after the 31st of May 2015 will be considered eligible

Best poster to join since the switch to 1FF - Glasshalffullpools / mowgli
 

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I don't expect to retain any of my awards, certainly not the pessimist one. I think I'm more likely to be in the frame for optimist!
 

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Anybody got a list of new members in the league 2 forum ? I'm struggling to think of anyone tbh
 

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Can you vote for yourself?
 

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OK new rule... anyone who votes for themselves will find their vote randomly transferred to either Carver or Mowgli.
:fl: :box: :woot:
Fair to say i won't be voting for the wum,that must hurt him if he reads this post after he's finished his homework :whistle:
 

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