worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Bees game is Lee Collins, 33, from our favourite loanee town, Woking. Looks like a fat Aled Jones, and now 'I'm Woking In The Air' is in my head, which will take vast quantities of vodka & Sabbath to shift. Normal Wednesday morning, then. FL ref since 2011. Our ex-loanee Paul McCallum (now with the O's) got a 7 game ban for pushing him in a Pompey v Shrimpers game. Goes absolutely batshit crazy with the cards every few games, giving up to 10 Y & a couple of reds in a game. He's due another meltdown anytime now - he only gave 5Y & 1R in his last match (Newport v Carlisle last Saturday), and has given over 30Y in his last 6 games. So, just another traffic warden with a whistle trying to make football a non-contact sport. Brilliant, we love those.
Reffed Wombles 6 times (plus a pre-season against Woking in the Air); the 4-1 win v Altrincham in the Conf in '11 (4Y, & 1R for them); the horrible 3-0 Lee Minshull Womble-career-ending horror show loss to Oxford in Dec '12 (4Y, 1R Constable); the 5-3 humping by Brentford in Sept '13 in the Paint (no cards); the annual 1-0 away win v Shrimpers in August '14 (4Y), the drab 0-0 draw at Oxford in April 15 (2 Y) & the 2-0 home win v Pools in Oct 15 (3Y). Reffed Bees 4 times (W1, D2, L1; 12Y, 2R & 2 pens), most recently the 1-1 draw with Accies in Nov '12. Reviles the filth - reffed them 4 times, lost 2 & sent off a scum. Top man. Hates them. Home win % is 33% - very low. In 29 games last season he gave 109 Y & 7 R - hugely massive.
AnagramWatch; Lee A Collins, Woking = Clone Wanks Lion Leg.
Reffed Wombles 6 times (plus a pre-season against Woking in the Air); the 4-1 win v Altrincham in the Conf in '11 (4Y, & 1R for them); the horrible 3-0 Lee Minshull Womble-career-ending horror show loss to Oxford in Dec '12 (4Y, 1R Constable); the 5-3 humping by Brentford in Sept '13 in the Paint (no cards); the annual 1-0 away win v Shrimpers in August '14 (4Y), the drab 0-0 draw at Oxford in April 15 (2 Y) & the 2-0 home win v Pools in Oct 15 (3Y). Reffed Bees 4 times (W1, D2, L1; 12Y, 2R & 2 pens), most recently the 1-1 draw with Accies in Nov '12. Reviles the filth - reffed them 4 times, lost 2 & sent off a scum. Top man. Hates them. Home win % is 33% - very low. In 29 games last season he gave 109 Y & 7 R - hugely massive.
AnagramWatch; Lee A Collins, Woking = Clone Wanks Lion Leg.