Even with Malteser shits, what sort of savage doesn't wipe?
I never check, why the hell would I look at it!?! Was kind of forced to today however as it landed sideways and took four flushes to get rid!
Mind you when I had a three day bender I was shitting just a yellow liquid and it stung my ring piece whilst passing. Almost like a yellow acid
LOL already ahead of you, although I don't have the ones with Aleo Vera.Might I suggest this scenario calls for Johnsons babywipes with a hint of Aleo Vera. Brings soothing loveliness to the tortured sphincter.