Have you ever gone to the toilet and missed a goal?

[GTFCfish]

3-0 down to 4-2?

Gutted, you missed a footballing miracle.

Lol ok 2 - 4!

 

[Westbars_Spireite]

Missed loads of goals having pisses, getting beers, smoking or having fucked off home.

 

[Dayul]

One that sticks in my mind is Huddersfield away 2011/12. Full day out on the beer so pissing for England. Missed both of our goals in a 2-2 draw.

 

[Agombar stool]

I've been to the toilet and missed the bowl.

 

[Bobbin']

Hardly, I reckon they scored two and conceded one.
Just guessing like.

Yep. Misread it. Thought he missed three Grimsby goals!

Lol ok 2 - 4!

Already been pulled up on it!

 

[Jockney]

Only ever twice, and both in the same season and against the same team! Missed Tommy Mooney's opener for Birmingham against us in the home league fixture in the 2001-2002 season. Later on that year, I was just emerging from the concourse as Stern John broke our hearts in injury-time to dump us out of the play-offs.

 

[Indian Dan]

I've been to the toilet and missed the bowl.

Hope that was a standy-uppy and not a sitty-downy.