Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2023/24

[The_Viking_Magpie]

If you create 5 sitters theres half a chance hemmings will maybe get 1. He does like penalties though, especially in the 99th minute

That was your last Stags highlight of the season wasn’t it Adam? 17th March about 5ish lol

And then........#handbrake

 

[Son of Cod]

Can somebody hold my beer, please? I'm gonna go get the Munto klaxon out of the shed, just in case.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

How much money are you planning on losing this season?

Less than QPR

 

[Youpies]

Strangely being linked with Shaq Coulthurst.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Can somebody hold my beer, please? I'm gonna go get the Munto klaxon out of the shed, just in case.

What a season that was!! Shame I missed the best chunk of it in South America. Great season

 

[Son of Cod]

What a season that was!! Shame I missed the best chunk of it in South America. Great season

You know some serious shit is going down when Sol Campbell comes in for a game and decides it is too weird to stick around.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

You know some serious shit is going down when Sol Campbell comes in for a game and decides it is too weird to stick around.

Very true but tbh we didn’t need him we had the best assist man in the league (Ben Davies) and the best finisher (Lee Hughes)

That combo made the Sol man surplus to requirements. Munto magic that year

 

[jacobncfc]

You know some serious shit is going down when Sol Campbell comes in for a game and decides it is too weird to stick around.

His one game at Morecambe was something to behold, bloke just looked confused and should’ve been sent off for two footing Emmanuel Panther.

Kasper Schmeichel hit the bar with a scissor kick that game, what a weird season.

 

[AdamStag]

That was your last Stags highlight of the season wasn’t it Adam? 17th March about 5ish lol

And then........#handbrake

Well the 99th minute penalty took the game to about 3pm. Sit by yourself for 2 hours in shock man?

Can’t have been fun in that snow

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Yeah, never saw an away got coming that day, but I was in the Southbank. What happened for the rest of the Stags season bud? Anything of note at Field Mill?

Oh and try not to mention ‘Manchester’ in your answer

 

[Conker]

I wanted Mansfield to sign Dennis purely for his finishing, Rose, Angol are all round better players but sometimes you need somebody clinical in front of goal. Wish we were in for him.

FYI Hemmings if signed should not be played on the wing and I doubt he will be lol, like I said his biggest trait is leading the line uptop. Something most fans will not appreciate btw.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Conks once again showing why he is the standout staggie on here

 

[Conker]

Alan Hardy is a absolute nonce/embarrassment for Notts County on twitter. He needs reeling in.

 

[Droo]

If I chose, I could now have my surname legitimately on a Notts shirt. My eight year old self has now wet himself with excitement.

 

[AdamStag]

Alan Hardy is a absolute nonce/embarrassment for Notts County on twitter. He needs reeling in.

I find him funny. He signed 2 players that got relegated to the conference last season and a forward who’d do well at somewhere like Morecambe. He then thinks it’ll Piss us off.

I hope fatboy is paying hemmings £3k a week. Lol

 

[jacobncfc]

Alan Hardy is a absolute nonce/embarrassment for Notts County on twitter. He needs reeling in.

Indeed. With our track record, though, I can cope with the worst thing about our owner being his Twitter account.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Would be quite funny now if Notts messed up next season, the levels of cringe Hardy is reaching on Twitter. Someone take the phone off their dad ffs.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Fatboy? Having spoken to both during the season I’m pretty confident when I say Mr Hardy’s body fat is considerably lower than Mr Radfords ! If you are going to choose an insult at least pick a vaguely legit one when it comes to football league chairmen lol

I’m guessing the Helicopter travel to Away games isn’t helping John’s BMI

 

[jacobncfc]

Would be quite funny now if Notts messed up next season, the levels of cringe Hardy is reaching on Twitter. Someone take the phone off their dad ffs.

I think Nolan's on holiday (our assistant has been doing the introducing the new signings thing), he's going to get home and punch him. Nolan's face whenever someone brings up Hardy's Twitter account in an interview is an underrated source of ongoing entertainment.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Would be quite funny now if Notts messed up next season, the levels of cringe Hardy is reaching on Twitter. Someone take the phone off their dad ffs.

Why all the hostility folks? It’s just some lower league signings nothing to get your knickers in a twist about. Oh and let’s hope for a much improved season for Grimsby Town FC in 2018/19

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Plus he’s losing millions every year so you’ve gotta let him enjoy summer signings on Twitter at the very least, surely ?

 

[Luke Imp]

Very true but tbh we didn’t need him we had the best assist man in the league (Ben Davies) and the best finisher (Lee Hughes)

That combo made the Sol man surplus to requirements. Munto magic that year

And you did it with 10 men because Luke Rodgers was offside for 90 minutes. Apart from when he scored after 15 seconds against us at SB from our KO...

Got to admit, that Munto season was surreal. I walked around to the turnstiles at SB, and there was Sven just walking along like he was some normal bloke at a footy game.

 

[Youpies]

Mansfield fans now pretending they didn’t want to sign Hemmings then?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Mansfield fans now pretending they didn’t want to sign Hemmings then?

I’d of had him but at the same time I’ll not lose any sleep over him not returning.

A lot were critical of him at the start of the season as he was clearly unfit and some people just can’t admit they got it wrong so have continued to slag him off all season. A fully fit Kane Hemmings will score 20 goals next season, He might miss a fair few chances but there’s a reason he’s in the 4th division.

A risk it maybe but I’d hope we can try and get someone else to score 20+ for less than 3k a week.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

And you did it with 10 men because Luke Rodgers was offside for 90 minutes. Apart from when he scored after 15 seconds against us at SB from our KO...

Got to admit, that Munto season was surreal. I walked around to the turnstiles at SB, and there was Sven just walking along like he was some normal bloke at a footy game.

I remember that game, midweek.

Surreal indeed, left work one lunchtime/early afternoon to go to a mates house to watch the biggest and only story on Sky Sports News that day!

Only regret, I never saw Figo in the famous Black n White stripes at the San Sirrel

 

[AdamStag]

Mansfield fans now pretending they didn’t want to sign Hemmings then?

For £3k a week, no. Not good enough. Wasn’t good enough for us last season -missed the most basic of chances and won’t lose any sleep over him not coming here. We should be doing better for that amount of money.

Likeable lad though, and I wish him all the best

 

[RavenBish]

Did I miss the announcement of Kane Hemmings' wages?

 

[RavenBish]

I can see us going 3-5-2, particularly if we're looking to bring Ben Hall back on loan. Would explain the surplus of central midfielders as well. Dan Jones and Tootle are perfect as wing backs, and Kellett can fill in there when Jones is inevitably injured.

I'm still a bit nervous about Dan Jones signing a new contract. He certainly put himself in the shop window in those 2 play-off games - wouldn't be surprised if he's got a few offers.

 

[Youpies]

Yep Jones is class, would be gutted if he left

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Did I miss the announcement of Kane Hemmings' wages?

We don’t need an announcement , rumours and hearsay are good enough around these parts