League Two - 2015/16

[shoddycollins]

Looking pretty southern:

EDIT: Final Version of Map Updated

Confirmed League 2 teams in red - that's the teams from 8th to 22nd plus relegated Yeovil and promoted Barnet
Teams who could join Yeovil in coming down from League 1 in purple. Three of these will be in League 2 next season)
Teams in the League One play-offs in blue (three of these will be in League 2 next season)
Teams in the Conference play-offs in pink (one of these will be in League 2 next season)

One possibility could be a ridiculously south-eastern looking League.

EDIT: Thankfully something this awful is no longer possible

North
Carlisle, Hartlepool, Morecambe, Accrington, York

Midlands
Mansfield

South-east
Northampton, Cambridge, Luton, Oxford, Barnet, Dagenham, Wimbledon, Portsmouth, Crawley, Orient, Colchester, Eastleigh, Southend, Stevenage, Wycombe

South-west / South Wales
Newport, Yeovil, Exeter

 

[cufc17]

That's quite depressing.

 

[AdamStag]

Anything that is southern is depressing

Looking forward to plenty of soft Southern poncy teams next season that fall around like fairies

 

[Pliny Harris]

That actually is depressing. Maybe Carlisle should lease some training facilities in mid Oxfordshire?

 

[Judge Dredd]

Looks great. Grimsby can feck right off... I'd like Notts Country as that's a great away day. Bristol Rovers too, much rather a proper club come up than a tinpotter and Grimsby is a shit away trip that's guaranteed to be on a Tuesday night so Bristol by default. Plymouth to win the play-offs and we could end up with an away average pushing 1,500 if we have a good season!

 

[BigDaveCUFC]

If things go wrong today it will be i think the worst looking league for a Northern League i can ever remember.

but then its up t said Northern teams to take advantage of that as that sort've league can give them some good benefits.

alot of them teams in that clump area are going to have to play alot of derbies/rivalry/close games.......unpredictable 6 pointers they will nick off each other and no real certainty games.

95% of the league will have to do overnight stays for the home matches, this can mean if you work it well you could have the best home form in the entire division as they won't enjoy those trips.......if them northern teams then can get used to all the overnight trips (and they should as there will be lots) it can help them in both home and away form.

 

[Laker]

Looks fantastic to me, the more close games the better.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Boo fucking hoo.

It's a well known fact that 95% of northerners emigrate to London at the first opportunity so it's probably for the best.

 

[Bottega Don]

Carlisle will win every single home game next season and get promoted.

You heard it here first.

 

[joethegill]

That looks great

 

[Shrimpurh]

Anything that is southern is depressing

Looking forward to plenty of soft Southern poncy teams next season that fall around like fairies

HAhahagahahahaah fuck off

 

[AdamStag]

HAhahagahahahaah fuck off

Haha, sorry

 

[Conker]

Hopefully County down and Grimsby up for us Staggies.

 

[pride_of_notts]

Far to southern based it's quite worrying that our local away game could be York I hope Notts come down but I get the feeling they will survive

 

[Flaxman's Alibi]

Our local derby with, er York, should be a real cauldron of hate and petty local biased bigotry.

Mind you, this seasons derby has been Burton and that has never had a derby feel either.

Never thought we'd look so isolated positioned where we are neither in the midlands or in the north, but surrounded by clubs.

Fingers crossed that the bedwetters lose at Gillingham.

 

[That Fat Centre Half]

Probably not something anyone will know or be able to find out, but would this be the most regionalised national league ever?

Loads of southern teams, looks like some great away days potentially for next year, got to feel or Carlisle though, although they could potentially have a formidable home field advantage.

 

[oakroader]

as usual the Mansfield are all mouth
giving it large to the boys down south,
when will they realise that here is where it matters
with the real dons,Pompey and the mighty hatters.
everyone knows that once north of the Watford gap
life is harsh and the football is crap.
the weather is shit and the girls are tarty
that's why they all come down here to work and party.
the south of England is God's own garden
and if I've offended anyone I beg your pardon.
nah,fuck the lot of ya!LOL (Love Our Luton)

 

[shoddycollins]

Well as things stand, Notts are coming down, along with two South-eastern teams in Crawley and Colchester, but Orient survive, they're currently 1-0 up at Swindon.

We could also soon cross FGR off this map.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Notts can fuck off. Far too northern this league already.

 

[shoddycollins]

Notts can fuck off. Far too northern this league already.

Surely they can't shithouse survival again... battle between Notts, Crewe and Colchester to avoid relegation, am I getting deja-vu?

 

[AdamStag]

as usual the Mansfield are all mouth
giving it large to the boys down south,
when will they realise that here is where it matters
with the real dons,Pompey and the mighty hatters.
everyone knows that once north of the Watford gap
life is harsh and the football is crap.
the weather is shit and the girls are tarty
that's why they all come down here to work and party.
the south of England is God's own garden
and if I've offended anyone I beg your pardon.
nah,fuck the lot of ya!LOL (Love Our Luton)

Huh?

Sorry I got bored halfway through reading that.

Unlucky on those playoffs though ha

 

[shoddycollins]

According to the BBC, the relegation zone is

20 Notts County 46 -16 51
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21 Crawley 46 -25 51
22 Colchester 46 -20 50
23 Yeovil 46 -39 40
24 Yeovil 46 -39 40

Yeovil so bad they're getting relegated twice it seems. Though Crawley have just scored and so far they're surviving with Orient dropping back into the relegation zone.

 

[AdamStag]

Surely they can't shithouse survival again... battle between Notts, Crewe and Colchester to avoid relegation, am I getting deja-vu?

They always scav out of it.

We usually take about 4000 there as well, good day out!

 

[AdamStag]

According to the BBC, the relegation zone is


Yeovil so bad they're getting relegated twice it seems. Though Crawley have just scored and so far they're surviving with Orient dropping back into the relegation zone.

County are in the relegation zone - its currently Colchester Yeovil and county in the bottom 3 I think

 

[shoddycollins]

Orient now 2-0 up but not good enough as things stand, they need other results to go their way. Specifically they need one result to go their way, they need Crawley to fail to win.

 

[AdamStag]

Yeovil Colchester county and orient are the current bottom 4.

 

[shoddycollins]

Colchester have a penalty :O

 

[shoddycollins]

Penalty flies about 20 feet over the bar... that could have taken Colchester out of the relegation zone.

 

[cufc17]

Colchester don't want to stay up, they're looking forward to this southern league!

 

[shoddycollins]

County have now scored and they're shithousing survival as they always do... though good news for Northern fans, this puts Crewe into the relegation zone.

18 Notts County 46 -15 53
19 Crawley 46 -24 53
20 Coventry 46 -13 52
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21 Crewe 46 -32 52
22 Leyton Orient 46 -8 51
23 Colchester 46 -20 50
24 Yeovil 46 -38 40