Manchester United's dignity went out the door after Sir Alex Ferguson left

[SALTIRE]

Nowt wrong with wanking into a sock

A fair bit of chafing though!

 

[Stevencc]

There speaks a man with experience.

 

[SALTIRE]

There speaks a man with experience.

Well Camilla Parker-Bowles was on telly and there was nothing else to hand at the time!

 

[SALTIRE]

I do think we have ventured way off topic now!

 

[Nilsson]

Sod United's dignity, Saltire's went out the door the moment he entered this thread. Having it off with trannys and tossing himself off into socks. I feel dirty even sharing the same internet space as him.

 

[merseyboyred]

Durham never starts anything quite like this on talksport.

 

[Aber gas]

Nowt wrong with wanking into a sock

Frowned upon at the marks and spencer checkout though .

 

[SALTIRE]

Sod United's dignity, Saltire's went out the door the moment he entered this thread. Having it off with trannys and tossing himself off into socks. I feel dirty even sharing the same internet space as him.

We've all done it.