Slovakia v England, 20th June, 8pm

[JimJams]

Why does my internet turn to shit when it hits 20.00?

FUCK YOU VIRGIN.

Aka Steve (The twins ain't foolin anybody!).

 

[Pagnell]

I reckon Vardy could take a shit on the pitch and the commentators would wax lyrical over how amazing it was.

 

[Stevencc]

*Slowly backs away nodding*

(I'm not arguing with an armed chimp).

 

[TractorBoys]

Wales leading, Ramsay

 

[Stevencc]

I reckon Vardy could take a shit on the pitch and the commentators would wax lyrical over how amazing it was.

Take Shit. Get Praised.

 

[JimJams]

I reckon Vardy could take a shit on the pitch and the commentators would wax lyrical over how amazing it was.

I'd be pretty amazed if he shit on the pitch. Wouldn't you?

 

[JimJams]

Shame that was on his left.

 

[Pagnell]

Bertrund thinking he's Fellaini.

 

[JJ1532]

Pfft, Kane would have scored that chance.

 

[JimJams]

Pfft, Kane would have scored that chance.

Kane would have had to have a rest before catching up with the ball.

 

[Stevencc]

Vardy will have the beating of Skrtel all night long if he gets passes like that.

Should have done better with the finish.

 

[JimJams]

He just whacks it with his left. I was surprised he didn't try and draw the foul actually.

 

[JimJams]

Good pressing by Lallana and Vardy there to get them to play it back to the keeper.

 

[JJ1532]

Why are we chucking crosses into the box with the 2 strikers we have upfront? Should be playing it on the ground.

 

[Pagnell]

"Just got to keep probing England, it will come".

He he. He he.

 

[Liam_SWFC]

Nathaniel Clyne has been quality, if we score it's coming from that side.

 

[GodsGift]

We're dominant here, but once again we're proving far too wasteful.

 

[JJ1532]

Jesus, Lallana is wank at finishing. And could Henderson please get a properly weighted cross in please, that would be lovely.

Another dominant performance but no cutting edge.

 

[Jockney]

Sturridge finally fucking does something right.

#BreKane

 

[JimJams]

Playing pretty well. It's a bit like a training exercise at the minute.

So was Russia though.

 

[Jockney]

Jesus, Lallana is wank at finishing. And could Henderson please get a properly weighted cross in please, that would be lovely.

Another dominant performance but no cutting edge.

Tbf, hit it first time without anytime to position or place it.

 

[Pagnell]

Wilshere struggling.

 

[Storzy]

Why do we not have anyone that can take a corner?

 

[Ciderhead]

Why do we not have anyone that can take a corner?

Get Kane on

 

[G.B]

Tbf, hit it first time without anytime to position or place it.

could give him 5 minutes to pick his spot and he'd still miss.

 

[JJ1532]

Thats a yellow. Don't worry, you let it go.

 

[Liam_SWFC]

Henderson's delivery has been shocking.

 

[GodsGift]

We don't do first-half goals do we?

 

[Stevencc]

We're in total control of the game - we just haven't been able to convert that domination into good chances, aside from the Vardy chance which really should have seen us take the lead.

Uncomfortably reminiscent of the Russia game.

 

[T.A]

Henderson's delivery has been shocking.

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