Some good football jokes

ianlesbie

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Here's one. Three fanatical supporters of epl teams met up for dinner one night. The waiter walked up to their table and asked for their orders
First bloke said I love west ham so much, that I'll have the ham
Second bloke said I love Liverpool so much that I'll have the liver
Third bloke said I support arsenal and I'm not hungry
 

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What is the difference between Liverpool and a cup of tea?

The tea stays in the cup longer!

:fl::fl::fl:
 

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I've not heard that old 'blue carpet' joke in a while.
 
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