Some good football jokes

[ianlesbie]

Here's one. Three fanatical supporters of epl teams met up for dinner one night. The waiter walked up to their table and asked for their orders
First bloke said I love west ham so much, that I'll have the ham
Second bloke said I love Liverpool so much that I'll have the liver
Third bloke said I support arsenal and I'm not hungry

 

[tiltontrev]

Here's one. Three fanatical supporters of epl teams

I stopped reading here.

 

[Craig]

 

[johnnytodd]

What is the difference between Liverpool and a cup of tea?

The tea stays in the cup longer!

 

[CareFree1905]

The last time Liverpool won the League John Flannagans parents were still just brother and sister

 

[silkyman]

I've not heard that old 'blue carpet' joke in a while.