TFF Survivor: China

[Spirederman]

Yeah, well played Cards, I mean throughout the whole game. Look how far you've made it. Gonna be cruel to go out at this next TC. Do it like a warrior would mate.

 

[last request]

Nearly POXED his way to immunity on the Rat Race and if we as a tribe don't do anything he could well POX his way to winning the
whole thing.

This was a really hard decision as I don't want to eliminate anyone but it had to be done.

Him winning makes me sick to the pit of my penis.

Stiffest competition outside the alliance.

He has been strong but he is fading. The right time for him to go.

The best players should be in the final five.


























last request: I will now read out the votes.
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LR: Stagat, you have received the most votes. Please bring me your torch.

[Stagat walks over, torch in hand.]

Stagat....your tribe has spoken.

[LR snuffs his torch and Stagat makes his exit.]




[LR addresses the remaining Ngan Xiaowen members.]

Congratulations on making the final five! There are now just three Tribal Councils to survive before the final! As you decide who to vote off at each one, it’s worth bearing in mind that you will choose your back up for the final from the contestants who have been eliminated. If none of them want you to win then it might be that the only one fighting your corner in the final is you!
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Five left in it, who is going to win?!​

 

[Leewilson]

The most undeserved eviction. Stagat has been bloody brilliant in this.

Damn you all to hell Toucan.

 

[Oaf]

Stagat is out?

God damn it. People want to piss their way to an easy win rather than winning it by beating the very best.This time around has nowhere near the brilliant competitive spirit the last game had. People wanted to earn it last time.

So the only Wei Ao left is fucking Steady? Steady, whose cock ups managed to get both myself and Lee eliminated? Where the fuck is the justice?

Fucking NIKENIKENIKE. Take that, swine.

I don't even know who to root for anymore.

Fuck it, come on Nikeman. You may have made two massive cock ups this time around, but at least you're not trying to eliminate all of the toughest opposition.

 

[Stagat]

Stiffest competition outside the alliance.

This.

:hesk:

But nah, it's all good. I really don't mind being voted out in these circumstances. I know I've done alright in this whole thing and can leave with me head up.

I do want to say well played to the Toucans before I go. You've done well as a group and were very worthy opponents. More than worthy actually, as it's turned out. Honestly, well played lads.

Got to say a massive cheers to all who were in Wei Ao too. The teamwork behind the scenes was great, as was the entertainment. Most notably from Dave, Steady and Leewilson as far as the entertainment goes. And the teamwork too actually. But I wouldn't have changed any of the members even if I could. Everyone contributed.

Most important of all however is a massive thank you to last request for running this. I followed the last one from the outside but being involved really brings home how much effort LR must put into this. Don't ever think it isn't appreciated, mate.

I'll be hoping Steady can go on to win this now but that obviously won't be easy. Aside from that expected bit of bias though, I'll gladly wish good luck to everyone left in it.

 

[Oaf]

Fuck sake stop being so gracious Stagat I'm trying to have a moan here.

 

[Spirederman]

An injustice. Stagat has been here for every task, and performed admirably. Think the odds are stacked against Steadmond now, and although I'd love to see a Steady v BD final, think it will be BD and Magic.

 

[Spirederman]

Think Nafsdrac and SUTSS have a little bit to do still to make the top 2

 

[HarvSFC]

Tragic's only post in the last game was to tell Last Robot to auto him every turn. A real shame that possibly the most active person over the whole of Survivor has been voted out.

 

[last request]

Tragic's only post in the last game was to tell Last Robot to auto him every turn. A real shame that possibly the most active person over the whole of Survivor has been voted out.

Comments like this hurt my robot feelings.

 

[HarvSFC]

Since WDTS didn't make it across, you literally are the last robot.

 

[last request]

Great moment for me was when WDTS said "Congratulations and well done last request.". It was at the end of a WWE meets fantasy football game Eamonn hosted on TFF that I won. Oaf was one of the people I beat in that game, and I don't think he's ever got over the congratulations message I got from WDTS.

What do ya think Oaf?

Was also exciting the first time I saw the real Tommy Spurr on some FA Cup highlights or something.

This.

:hesk:

But nah, it's all good. I really don't mind being voted out in these circumstances. I know I've done alright in this whole thing and can leave with me head up.

I do want to say well played to the Toucans before I go. You've done well as a group and were very worthy opponents. More than worthy actually, as it's turned out. Honestly, well played lads.

Got to say a massive cheers to all who were in Wei Ao too. The teamwork behind the scenes was great, as was the entertainment. Most notably from Dave, Steady and Leewilson as far as the entertainment goes. And the teamwork too actually. But I wouldn't have changed any of the members even if I could. Everyone contributed.

Most important of all however is a massive thank you to last request for running this. I followed the last one from the outside but being involved really brings home how much effort LR must put into this. Don't ever think it isn't appreciated, mate.

I'll be hoping Steady can go on to win this now but that obviously won't be easy. Aside from that expected bit of bias though, I'll gladly wish good luck to everyone left in it.

 

[Munkiki]

Was also exciting the first time I saw the real Tommy Spurr on some FA Cup highlights or something.

I was there when Tommy Spurr was sent off for the first (and only) time in his career. Beat that for a claim to fame!

 

[SUTSS]

Steady's a honorary toucan anyway.

 

[Oaf]

Great moment for me was when WDTS said "Congratulations and well done last request.". It was at the end of a WWE meets fantasy football game Eamonn hosted on TFF that I won. Oaf was one of the people I beat in that game, and I don't think he's ever got over the congratulations message I got from WDTS.

What do ya think Oaf?

I've won plenty of most enjoyable to read, funniest member, best feature and other TFF end of year awards, along with the coveted best general poster and was voted a TFF legend right near the end, as well as topping the best TFF members list and the recent top 1FF members list. Yet I'd give it all up for a single WDTS "congratulations and well done Oaf".

But yeah, I forgot all about that old WWE championship game. That was something I created... somebody should run one of those again now. Though not me because I've got too much other stuff coming up.

 

[last request]

The final five contestants are gathered on a platform at the top of a very steep hill. Down below them is a large circular target divided into 20 numbered zones, with zone 1 at the centre.
…………………………………………………….
Each contestant is allocated 2 balls that are thrown at the target. It is completely random which numbered zone they will end up in.

The contestant that gets closest to the centre, with their best single attempt in regards to this, wins a precious individual immunity idol, which will guarantee them a place in the final four!

However, 8 questions will firstly be asked about various people who in their life either throw things or aim at a target. For each question correctly answered you get 1 extra ball to throw. Standard buzzing in rules apply. These questions will start at 7.30 pm.

Contestants also get 3 “coughs” to use. These can put other contestants off their throws. You need to PM me who you want to use these on, and which throw(s) of theirs by 7.30 pm. You need to specify which throw of a contestant you want to cough during eg. 1st throw, 2nd throw etc. If one person coughs during someone else’s throw they have a 50% chance of missing the target completely. If 2 or more people cough during someone else’s throw they have a 75% chance of missing the target completely. You can't as an individual cough twice during the same throw.

Each contestant also gets 1 pack of cough sweets. You can give this to 1 contestant of your choosing. For every pack of cough sweets a contestant receives, 1 of their cough attempts, selected at random, will be stifled. If they receive 2 packs, 2 of their 3 cough attempts will be stifled etc.

Good luck!

 

[HarvSFC]

At least Lee's at home safe. I don't think coughing would do his throat any good.

 

[last request]

Q1* Drew Stanton is the quarterback for which NFL team?

 

[Steady]

arizona cardinals

 

[Cardsfan]

arizona cardinals

 

[Bottega Don]

Arizona Cardinals

 

[last request]

arizona cardinals

Correct!

Extra throws:

Steady - 1

 

[last request]

2* Cricket bowler Glenn Mcgrath played for which Indian Premier League franchise?

 

[Steady]

delhi daredevils

 

[Bottega Don]

Delhi DareDevils

 

[SUTSS]

Delhi Daredevils

 

[Cardsfan]

delhi daredevils

 

[last request]

delhi daredevils

Correct!

Extra throws:

Steady - 2

 

[last request]

3* Which one of these people are not famous for throwing parties?

Sarah Haywood
Davinder Goyal
Colin Cowie
Marcy Blum
Jessica Haywood
Maneesh Goyal
Geoff Cowert

 

[Cardsfan]

davinder goyal