The 1FF GameShow Marathon

[This Charming Mike]

This looks complicated.

 

[Rammy]

This looks complicated.

Probably seems like it for those who have never seen the show before. The format is exactly the same, apart from having more puzzles.

Think once we get going, it'll seem quite straight forward though to be honest.

 

[Rammy]

All three teams went down the middle...

Lemons - 47
Tinpot - 50
J5 - 53

This means League One & A Lemon will kick us off. Jehovah's Five and then Team Tinpot will then follow.

First puzzle goes up at 7pm.

 

[Rammy]

The first spin lands on 200. For those who have never seen the show, or didn't see in the intro...that means the Lemons will get 200 points for each time the letter they ask for appears in the puzzle.

So League One & A Lemon, if you can kick us off please by asking for a letter.

TELEVISION – _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _’_ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _

 

[Spirederman]

No Lemons currently here, 5 past now James, they've had plenty of time. Put the puzzle up and get the clock ticking.

 

[Spirederman]

OAF'd

 

[Oaf]

No Lemons about, huh?

Seems my plan fell into place. Remember that Simpsons episode where all of the power plants players get taken out one by one in extraordinary circumstances? That.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

 

[Spirederman]

And THE SEED......

 

[This Charming Mike]

I'm here you twats.

 

[Oaf]

Go away Mike.

 

[JonBCFC]

I'm here you twats.

you're the only one that gets the points anyway

 

[This Charming Mike]

No one else on my team seems to be about though so I will make an executive decision and go for S (please tell me I am doing this right)

 

[Rammy]

No one else on my team seems to be about though so I will make an executive decision and go for S (please tell me I am doing this right)

Four S's on the board give you 800 points. Your next spin lands on 110. How would you like to proceed Mike? You can choose another consonant, buy a vowel, or attempt to answer the puzzle.

_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ S _ _ _’S / _ _ S S / _ _ _ _ _ _

 

[Spirederman]

So when do the other teams get a go Rammy??

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Lots of Lemons around now, apart from the actual Lemon and the Nottingham quarter of League One.

 

[Rammy]

So when do the other teams get a go Rammy??

When they lose control of play. As per the real show.

So if they get a letter guess wrong or land on a lose a turn.

 

[This Charming Mike]

R please Rammy.

 

[blade1889]

R for Ram Baran Yadav please Rammy

 

[blade1889]

R please Rammy.

come on Mike, stick to the format

 

[This Charming Mike]

Oh shit yeah I forgot about the format!

 

[Oaf]

When asking for a letter it must be in the format of ‘N for November’. Let’s keep that as it was in the real show.

R please Rammy.

DISQUALIFY.

Done it twice now.

OAF'D. BUT STILL.

 

[Spirederman]

Ah right thanks. This game seems quite harsh really, 9 puzzles yet the very real possibility of a team not even getting a go on most, or getting a go at all if they're not quick enough to answer the question before each puzzle

 

[Rammy]

R please Rammy.

Two R's adding another 220 to your score. Lemons, you may continue.

_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ R _ S _ _ _’S / _ _ S S / _ _ R _ _ _

 

[Rammy]

What would you like to do next?

EDIT: Oh yeah, the wheel has landed on 165

 

[This Charming Mike]

Could we have an E for Erection please Rammy.

 

[markpvfc]

You have to pay for vowels

 

[Spirederman]

Jus' sayin'.....

J5 ready to pounce.....

 

[Rammy]

Could we have an E for Erection please Rammy.

250 points are knocked off Lemon's score, as all E's are revealed.

Lemon's spin again, but oh no it lands on 'LOSE A TURN'. Jehovah's Five are now in play.

_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ R _ S _ _ E’S / _ _ S S / _ _ R _ _ E

 

[This Charming Mike]

Rotten luck, that.