The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

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Don't worry, even our youth team is good enough to get us promoted.

Well a mix of youth team and senior players weren't good enough to avoid defeat by Barrow last night, so quite how you work that one out I'd like to know.
 

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Delighted to have put a nail in Carlisle’s coffin today. Possibly the worst side I have ever seen and we definitely didn’t need 12 vs. 10 for the majority of the game to accomplish victory.
 

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Could really do with stopping the rot on Tuesday at Stockport.

Easier said than done though against the champions elect.
 

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Could really do with stopping the rot on Tuesday at Stockport.

Easier said than done though against the champions elect.
They’re obviously performing much better than you guys (well it wouldn’t take much would it), but I expect an easy victory for them as they go on to be CROWNED champions.
 

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They’re obviously performing much better than you guys (well it wouldn’t take much would it), but I expect an easy victory for them as they go on to be CROWNED champions.

Challinor is the Guardiola of L2.
 

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Since you started this thread PuB
We’ve lost 3 games in a row and shipped 7 goals.
We’ve also had 2 key players pick up suspensions and have racked up at least three more injuries.
 

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Since you started this thread PuB
We’ve lost 3 games in a row and shipped 7 goals.
We’ve also had 2 key players pick up suspensions and have racked up at least three more injuries.

Ohh but it's all true though, we're doomed now and everything is going to pot.

You were right again that we should think more about league safety than pissing the league.
 

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Since you started this thread PuB
We’ve lost 3 games in a row and shipped 7 goals.
We’ve also had 2 key players pick up suspensions and have racked up at least three more injuries.
One of your loses was in the pizza cup so let’s not get carried away.

We’ve scored 6 in 15 games, 1 from open play all season and have only won 4 times in our last 22 league games.

(Or…

Injury RIDDEN Carlisle look even more DOOMED.)
 

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Carlisle’s INEVITABLE DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE continues apace, as the Cumbrians sit only 14 points and 13 places above the relegation spots.
 

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Carlisle’s INEVITABLE DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE continues apace, as the Cumbrians sit only 14 points and 13 places above the relegation spots.

We'll be going part time too, don't forget that one.
 

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Carlisle’s INEVITABLE DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE continues apace, as the Cumbrians sit only 14 points and 13 places above the relegation spots.
as they are below us they're doomed i tell ya, doomed.....
 

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One of your loses was in the pizza cup so let’s not get carried away.

We’ve scored 6 in 15 games, 1 from open play all season and have only won 4 times in our last 22 league games.

(Or…

Injury RIDDEN Carlisle look even more DOOMED.)
Thats promotion forn compared to us.
 

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Sonny Hilton is back from injury but Callum Guy and two as yet unnamed players have joined the injury list.

Happy Friday everyone!
 

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Absolutely beyond laughable now.

What the FUCK are we doing every week during training?

Every single week we have at least 2 new injuries.
 

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Sackable offence for Simpson surely?
 

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Absolutely beyond laughable now.

What the FUCK are we doing every week during training?

Every single week
This footage from the Carlisle United training ground should clear some things up
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It is possible though that the difference between ourselves and other clubs isn't so much that we are getting worse injuries but that Simpson wants players to be closer to full fitness before he'll take them off the injury list.
 

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Played the last half an hour today with an inexperienced central midfielder leading the line as a lone striker.

We are so BELEAGUERED, we had no fit and available strikers. We should have one back for Tuesday though, hopefully he can do 90 without dropping with an injury or the plague.
 

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Played the last half an hour today with an inexperienced central midfielder leading the line as a lone striker.

We are so BELEAGUERED, we had no fit and available strikers. We should have one back for Tuesday though, hopefully he can do 90 without dropping with an injury or the plague.
I'm sure Sho-Silva will be fine and don't expect Dennis and Stretton to both be out for long.
 

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That’s now 1 win in 5.

A rut.

BELEAGUERED.
 

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I think you should be safe once 15 or 20 of the injuries clear up
 

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You must wish you could play us every week!
 

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