The Bury summer signing uberthread. WARNING - Contains tinpot material

[Liam_SWFC]

Kirkland comfirmed. I'm on the verge of giving up now ... what is the point of signing the crock of all crocks to fill the one place where we have lacked stability in recent years?

He was excellent for us 2 years ago never missed a game.

 

[kill knill volume 2]

And there you have it...

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[stevie_howard]

http://www.sevenoakschronicle.co.uk...oing-to-bury/story-29430808-detail/story.html

This seems a bit rich considering the length of that birds armpit hair in the antegallican.

 

[King Kev]

Competition for places the pro Fatty brigade will say.

I am just shocked village idiots Tubwash and Shaker Ryan have not appeared on the MB yet declaring that Hodgson has done a great job for England and that the second round is an achievement.

In more positive news Howard chapter 198 of my book was read out on radio 4 today to rave reviews. It is the chapter where I talk about my charity work, did we work out that I saved around 25000 people when I appeared on comic relief?
And still I get slandered by Bury fans

 

[Burberry]

Our team so far, Williams, Jones, Kay, Clarke, Mahler, Ismail, Etuhu, Soares, Mayor, Clark, Clarke. 4 4 2. Subs Mellis Tutte, Pope, Burgess, Dudley, Kirkland. Tho possibly Clarke, Pope may be gone. Riley be gone soon.

 

[T.A]

Leaving out Cameron? Don't think Mahler will be first choice either. Very inexperienced. Tommy Soares

 

[Fedora Dale]

If.you get Cameron fit and keep the others, then:
Williams
**
Kay
Clarke P
Cameron
**
Jones
Tutte
Etuhu
Smellioares**
Mayor
**
Clarke.L
Clark N

(**whichever one of Mellis/Soares is wasting least oxygen at the time. If the young lad.Burgess shows anything on return from loan, then stick him in instead).

You can bring in Pugh to play left back against us thiugh....

 

[T.A]

I'm hoping Pugh rejects the contact and we sign a decent CM and new LB. Etuhu, Tutte and Soares didn't work in midfield we were overran so many times. Still think we'll do well to match our position in the table last year. Just hope they're no more thrashings.

Easter could be a pivotal point in our history for good or bad reasons.

 

[Burberry]

Leaving out Cameron? Don't think Mahler will be first choice either. Very inexperienced. Tommy Soares

Cameron not going to be fit for a while

 

[Burberry]

Jalal our ex keeper signs for Wrexham god help them

 

[stevie_howard]

Is it really only 2 years since Fatty ruined Jalals career in the space of 2 months?

The moron says our signings are top 6. Presumably when he fails to get us there he'll walk?

 

[Agombar stool]

Bury deducted 3 points from last season's total meaning we finish above you last season! Hurrah!

 

[Kenneth E End]

Bury deducted 3 points from last season's total meaning we finish above you last season! Hurrah!

Absolutely ridiculous. It isn't a punishment.

 

[UTS]

Absolutely ridiculous. It isn't a punishment.

We played a 16 year old academy player for about 5 minutes. Hardly a massive crime is it.

 

[kill knill volume 2]

Absolutely ridiculous. It isn't a punishment.

Correct...we should be made to embalm bodies...become nobody...go blind...suffer brutal attacks...and still cut your throat #toolfoolschool

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[Burberry]

Danns from Bolton playing v Blackburn, signs next week. Good signing even tho he's from the enemy

 

[Freakyteeth]

why do these tinpot nobodies have their own thread

 

[KeithH]

why do these tinpot nobodies have their own thread

We ALWAYS have our own FRED

 

[Hurrikeen]

Am I right in saying Peter Clarke wasn't in your squad today?

 

[T.A]

Yeah but several others that are first teamers didn't either.

 

[stevie_howard]

2 games ... no goals scored 5 conceded ... things are looking good.

 

[King Kev]

2 games ... no goals scored 5 conceded ... things are looking good.

Does not quite compare to my tour of the west country in 2013. Some great performances and results had by my team built on a shoestring.
No hope for Hallum I hear as the village idiot plays him on left wing again.

 

[King Kev]

Infamous bandit El-Mambo now seems adamant that Clarke is leaving. However he was claiming yesterday that we were about to re sign Lawlor on a season's long loan.

 

[T.A]

Oldhams local paper have also reported it.

 

[King Kev]

Oldhams local paper have also reported it.

He has tweeted it, hardly gospel but with this manager nothing will shock me

 

[T.A]

He has tweeted it, hardly gospel but with this manager nothing will shock me

Apparently there's "news" about both Clarkes in Thursday's BT. Can hardly contain myself...

 

[Burberry]

Playing Wrexham today at Carrington

 

[T.A]

Peter Clarke deal to Oldham nearly done. Fuck off Bury!

Apparently rejected a bid for Leon too.

 

[stevie_howard]

Yep, Clarke leaves ... in keeping with Flitcrofts transfer policy of binning any natural leader ... anyone who may be an inside threat to his job.

 

[King Kev]

Yep, Clarke leaves ... in keeping with Flitcrofts transfer policy of binning any natural leader ... anyone who may be an inside threat to his job.

Id be surprised if there is that much logic to it.