My mate groped my arse once when I had to share a bed with him in his uni house after a drunken night, confusing me for his girlfriend. Dread to think what would have happened if I hadn't woken up!
He's a bad drunk and he's a bad sleeper so it's no surprise really We never really mentioned it properly until the morning but I felt a bit uncomfortable trying to get back to sleep! His mantra is "If I don't remember it, it didn't happen"...which believe it or not gets reeled out a hell of a lotThat's really amused. Just imagining the look of horror on both your faces. Sure it wasn't your mate experimenting though and that was his excuse?