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had a dream last night that my car got stolen but i used an app on my phone to locate it to Tranmere.

I feel like I've been sat laughing at this for the last 30 seconds or so far more than I should have been.
 

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had a dream last night that lad was tied to a post and he was picked up by a gang of bullies and thrown in a bin.
 

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Had a dream that the sexy newsreader Lorna Dunkly fancied me the other night - things were going places and then I woke up - BASTARD!!!! :mad:
 

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I seriously had a dream we lost 1 nil to Bury, woke up and realised it was a dream, went to the game where we lost 1 nil.

Fuck sake.
 

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I had a dream the other night where I'd had a row with my boss at work and quit my job. When I woke up I spent about a minute trying to work out whether it'd been a dream or the previous day.
 

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Two recurring dreams. One where I'm falling and I wake up with a start and heart pounding when I land. The other I'm in a car and rolling backwards and no matter what I do I can't stop it. Sex dreams are a lot more fun.
 

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I used to have a hideous recurring dream in which a small black ball would roll around in ever decreasing circles becoming larger until my vision was completely filled with the ball , it made a screeching noise as well . In a less distressing dream I lived with Ronnie Corbett and Roy chubby brown , no noncing or anything like that . We were just mates that shared a house . Thinking back the second dream is probably more fucked up .
 

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Once dreamt I was shot; the bullet hit me and the (subconscious) painful I felt was really bad.
Also have really distressing dreams where everything's normal but then time goes really slow and I can't do anything except panic.
 

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Used to have really exciting dreams, like I was in James Bond movies but now I'm really boring. Normally I go on trips to Sainsburys, last night it was all about my sea monkeys and triops. I only have one triop but in true dream twist there was three, they all climbed on top of each other. Sadly this led to the death of the bottom triop but the top two were able to have sex (still on top of the dead triop) and fired their eggs out the tank in powerful bursts during the act.
 

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had a dream last night that i was in Tesco and was waiting in line for the self service check out and the people in front were taking forever and the store shut in an hour and i was worried it would close before i could buy my items.
 

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My semi-regular one involves a person or persons with a gun and me trying to get away. Think it's about a draw at the moment.
 

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Off topic a little but I have been known to sleep walk. Worst case, I woke up in the shower.
 

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Not as bad as my mate a few years ago, when he got so used to sleeping at his girlfriends, when he then spent a night at his parents he got up during the night to go for a piss only to then wake up to find himself pissing on his computer keyboard.
 

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My mate groped my arse once when I had to share a bed with him in his uni house after a drunken night, confusing me for his girlfriend. Dread to think what would have happened if I hadn't woken up!
 

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My mate groped my arse once when I had to share a bed with him in his uni house after a drunken night, confusing me for his girlfriend. Dread to think what would have happened if I hadn't woken up!

That's really amused. Just imagining the look of horror on both your faces. Sure it wasn't your mate experimenting though and that was his excuse? ;)
 

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That's really amused. Just imagining the look of horror on both your faces. Sure it wasn't your mate experimenting though and that was his excuse? ;)
He's a bad drunk and he's a bad sleeper so it's no surprise really :lol: We never really mentioned it properly until the morning but I felt a bit uncomfortable trying to get back to sleep! His mantra is "If I don't remember it, it didn't happen"...which believe it or not gets reeled out a hell of a lot :lol:
 

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Had a dream/nightmare i was in a plane crash. Can't wait until i get on a plane now.
 
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Had a dream I won a fuckload on the lottery... Cue me buying a ticket for tonight's draw today. :lol:
 
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Couldn't half. I'd take losing to Birmingham tonight if I won a sweet £24million, think it'd soften the blow a bit. :lol:
 

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Dreams irritate me. Every time one wakes me up I have to get up for a pee.
 

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