- Jan 17, 2015
- Reaction score
Spending less time on the forum since 1998. Your one stop shop for intense and scintillating commentary on mobile phones, e-readers, Linux builds, the ideal arsenal of Kodi add-ons, exactly how much it's acceptable to spend on a well done stake [sic], bad science fiction, sensible family saloons, bicycle commutes, Oscar Pistorius and on and on and on and on.................
Banality elevated to the level of an artform. Recent attempts to appear a little more human only serve to highlight his staggering deficiencies in that regard. Proclivity for occasionally peppering his otherwise sublimely dreary missives with snatches of violent sexual imagery hint towards dark undercurrents behind his beige façade.
Fact: Work colleagues call him Gareth behind his back.
Ratio: 0.39 - also the number of occasions on which he has successfully brought his wife to orgasm.
Just spat my tea at my screen. Brilliant.