9 Libertadores FC
Precious, narcissistic, nag bag weirdo with the self awareness of sawdust. Whiny, thick as shit and really fucking impatient.
I'll tell you what lib. We'll just stop our conversation to talk about your latest desperate, passive aggressive, boring as fuck failure at life.
Will that be enough for you?
No? Oh well, see you in a couple of weeks...
"Sociopath and thick"
"Nasty big baby"
" wish he'd ignore me"
Ratio- 0.23 flounce incoming....
Bitter, joyless "two club wanker" with a extreme hatred of religion. This hatred is so extreme I assume a cross shaped tree fell on his house or a pair of Mormons disturbed his post derby, victory wank.
" hate c*** who change their team"
" boring supporter of human rights abusers"
"Fucking lefty prick"
"Just hate him for his shit jokes"
A turd encased in knock off stone island and spunk stained trackies. Impressively thick, bigot c*** who believes the republic of Wigan is free of " the gays". Despite this Mudhuts is terribly concerned about being stealth "bummed" and maintains a state of total vigilance.
" reminds me of chubby brown "
" THE COMPLETE c***"
Ratio- 0.08 ... Silence...
Where to begin with this c***? It's an absolute travesty that he has not even made the top 5 isn't it?
Shoutbox weirdo extroadinaire. Hoarder and photo-shopper of social media photos as evidenced on his Dave1FF twitter page. Can you imagine if his 'wife' looked on his laptop? She'd be straight round her mums with the kid never to return. He once drove around Doncaster in his company Audi with his internet picture swapping mates taking pictures of folk for his creepy archives and thought the bemused townsfolk were admiring his borrowed leisure car rather than wondering why someone was hanging out the window taking pictures of them. Ya know with what happened in Rotherham recently we can't be too careful when seeing groups of grown men driving round taking photos.
Shoutbox regulars are often subjected to his Henry Weston cider fuelled racist and homophobic rants, sure most of the horrible c*** join in, but some of us get a little unsettled by his long drawn out tirades of bigotry. He especially hates the traveller community and rumour has it he was the driving force behind last years 'Save Folly Farm' campaign.
On top of all this, and as if he wasn't enough of a c*** already, he is a filthy aftertiming c*** too. Often he'll pop up in the shoutbox towards the end of a sporting event and let us all know which of his winning bets are about to come in. This is the kind of shit that will get you stabbed at a greyhound stadium, believe me I've seen it happen.
"Who even is this prick? Is he real? Makes Pagnell look like Aleister Crowley."
"Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic. You name it, Dave is it. How on earth he's allowed to breed I will never know."
"The cuntiest Dave on the forum, which is no mean feat."