The Shiny New, All Purpose, Definitive 1FF List of Muggy Gobshites with help from Craig and Carel

[Stevencc]

I'm extremely ill.

 

[Stevencc]

I'm worried that I won't live to see the conclusion to this feature on account of being extremely ill.

 

[Christian Slater]

I'll be finishing this epic farce this weekend. Stop going on.

 

[Aber gas]

5 Ebeneezer Goode
When Ebby isn't modding on Stormfront he is our very own 24 hour news service of woe. Mugging in Hamburg? It'll be the Muslims. Car crash in Reykjavik ? Probably a asylum seeker's fault.
1FF's spokesman for the poor, oppressed, white male fighting those dastardly "feminazis" "Feelz" and "regressive liberals " one weird, nerdy Internet forum at a time.
Keep fighting the good fight bruv.

" just a awful person"
" I'd get off the train if this weirdo got on"
" nerdy sociopath, should be on a list"
Ratio- 0.46 More BNP than Tea Party.

 

[hodge]

Come back next week when number 4 is revealed

 

[Red]

Joint 42- Indian Dan
Militant Swindon knobhead with the personal politics of Chubby Brown.!

As you know I don't come on here much nowadays, but it's quiet at work and I'm reading through this funny as fuck thread. This is quote is far and away the best I've read so far.

 

[MJA]

As you know I don't come on here much nowadays

You don't need to come on here much to keep up with this particular feature

 

[Red]

32 - Spirederman

" shouldn't be allowed out really"

 

[Red]

Hej! Guest host here.

#29. Aber gas

Former jack booted thug now doing penance by spending his days pissing into the teeth of a force 10 gale in the politics forum. Even Prometheus thinks that’s a bad deal.

Ratio: 0.65.

Trying to keep a lid on laughing out really loud at work here.

 

[Red]

17. Bottega Don


"An irredeemable polyp on the arsehole of life."

Are these actual quotes that members sent in with their nominations?

 

[Red]

14 Abertawe

" probably eats puppies"
" wish he'd fall in a canal and drown"
" hope he gets ecoli off that fucking chicken"
Ratio- 0.36 ok then

PMSL

 

[Aber gas]

Where were we? Ah yes..
4 JoeJoeJoeJoe
Creepy, degenerate, gambling c*** who is currently in the process of spunking all his dad's' money on chasing his losses and a pointless degree in media studies or summat.
" I actually feel sorry for him"
" crown prince of the thick c***"
" the idiot's idiot"
" snakey waste- c***"
" disgusting child"
Ratio- 0.45 shit fam.

 

[Red]

8 silkyman
Bitter, joyless "two club wanker" with a extreme hatred of religion. This hatred is so extreme I assume a cross shaped tree fell on his house or a pair of Mormons disturbed his post derby, victory wank.
" hate c*** who change their team"
" hypocrite"
" boring supporter of human rights abusers"
"Fucking lefty prick"
"Just hate him for his shit jokes"

Ratio- 0.26 I would pray for you but y'know...

Ok, so we've read the quotes from SrevenCC above. Who else commented on Silky?

 

[Red]

Finally, got to the end of this thread. Loving it. Aber's write up's, the quotes about people, everyone taking the piss out of Aber for taking so long.. I can't wait until the winner is announced at Christmas.

 

[Stevencc]

Ok, so we've read the quotes from SrevenCC above. Who else commented on Silky?

He only included "hypocrite" from my write up actually, I think some of the stuff I said was "too hot for TV".

P.S I'd never slag someone off for being a lefty!

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Where were we? Ah yes..
4 JoeJoeJoeJoe
Creepy, degenerate, gambling c*** who is currently in the process of spunking all his dad's' money on chasing his losses and a pointless degree in media studies or summat.
" I actually feel sorry for him"
" crown prince of the thick c***"
" the idiot's idiot"
" snakey waste- c***"
" disgusting child"
Ratio- 0.45 shit fam.

 

[Pagnell]

Wait, is this shit still going on? Fuck me, 16th place was posted over 3 weeks ago, how long does it need dragging out for?

 

[Rammy]

Wait, is this shit still going on? Fuck me, 16th place was posted over 3 weeks ago, how long does it need dragging out for?

At least another couple of weeks.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Is Aber Gas Cardsfan in disguise?

 

[Aber gas]

3 G-Dragon

Genuinely moronic,bigot c*** who is considered embarrassing by his fellow Liverpool fans. Quite a achievement considering the state of those weirdos. Hates "the gays" and " the coloureds" blah blah Jewish conspiracy blah blah.
I'm boring myself talking about this non entity.
" hope he falls off a bridge"
" another ignored c***"

Ratio- 0.2 I don't understand why these people carry on.

 

[Pagnell]

Quite a achievement considering the state of those weirdos.

Hear, hear!

 

[Aber gas]

2 UTS
Absolute danger who's creepy catchphrase " confident and good looking" is enough to put him on several lists. A rambling oddity who " don't trust them orientals" and frequently seeks fights in obscure Sheffield suburbs. Oh, he also thinks Cornwall is a sovereign country.
I miss him
" how does he even function"
" moon faced twat"
" should be put down"
Ratio- 0.18 very Bury

 

[Aber gas]

1 StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy

Backwards, knuckle dragging fool. Absolute melt who hides when his beloved rovrum lose ,which is a lot.
Featured on 90% of lists received which says it all about this nasty little turd.
" classless bigot"
" pathetic wum"
" a pest which needs eradicating"
Ratio- unavailable at this time. ( certainly pointless)

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

 

[Aber gas]

Well that's it. The odyssey ( farce) is complete. I'd like to thank everyone who contributed with special mentions for Craig and Martino Knockavelli for their support and help.
I hope everyone has enjoyed and to the haters. I forgive you.

 

[MJA]

The obvious outcome really and sadly those in the higher places will probably celebrate this as a success because that's what c*** do.

Good work Aber G

 

[Pagnell]

I don't recall coming across either of the top 2 on this forum, which is probably a good thing.

 

[MJA]

I don't recall coming across either of the top 2 on this forum, which is probably a good thing.

Unfortunately for us who are stuck in the lower leagues, we have no choice but to witness their cuntish behaviour on a regular basis

 

[PaulHaddock]

Was 90% of this list sent in by Championship fans then?

 

[Spirederman]

Was 90% of this list sent in by Championship fans then?

I wouldn't have thought so.

SERNWA has behaved cuntishly for many years throughout many league forums.