The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[mnb089mnb]

I'd be certain for a mid-table finish in a most unremarkable list.

Consolidate in the most unremarkable list for a few seasons. Then fire out a few slightly homophobic and misogynistic posts over a weekend and earn yourself a solid spot in the top 20 of the liked crowd and the top 10 of the unliked crowd.

Classic.

 

[Steady]

Well, it looks like Munkiki is being a little bit selfish and won't collate some random stats concerning the top mugs list, so fine, here are some little tidbits...

118 - More people were voted ' top mugs' (118), than 'top posters' (97), despite the latter receiving two more lists (32 to 30). Hateful.

1 - G.B was the only member to receive just one point in both the 'top mugs' and 'top posters' lists. Howay.

18 - Of the 50 'top posters' 18 did not receive a single vote in any 'top mugs' list. Veggie Legs was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 5th best. Loved.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Veggie Legs, Son of Cod, Scumarmy., Renegade, mnb089mnb, last request, Stagat, JonBCFC, The Paranoid Pineapple, Jockney, Captain Scumbag, shoddycollins, TAFKAMH, mistermagic, yellow, merseyboyred, Paddy, EvertonPaul)

21 - Of the 50 'top mugs', 21 did not receive a single vote in any 'top posters' list. Cashis was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 7th biggest mug. Bonafide.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Cashis, Dave, SERNWA, Silkyman, dale4ever, SC49, G-Dragon, Indian Dan, Blademan89, WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin?, Pilgrim Meister, Valefan16, Kenneth E End, Firthy, Whitechapel, Shrimpurh, glasshalffullpools, MacZidane, Sire Spireite, Cheese & Biscuits, TrinidadsNumberOne)

2 - Just two of the 11 members of staff on 1FF avoided votes for the 'top mugs' list: DarkSithLord and AFCB_Mark . Indicative.

0 - No two posters voted each other 'top mug' in their respective lists (apart from Aberstone voting for that mug Aberstone ). smat and Posh Hammer came closest, Smat voting Posh top mug and Posh voting Smat 2nd. Feud.

5 - Posh Hammer picked up the most 10-pointers in the mugs list, narrowly beating UTS (3). Misogynist.

117 - Of the 118 posters nominated, Bottega Don was the only one who was never present on TFF. Lol.

96 - The points tally of top mug UTS was equal only to third-placed TomPNE94 's haul in the top posters list. RIPYNWA.

9 - Liverpool had the largest representation in the biggest mugs list, with their nine fans named narrowly beating Bristol City's eight. Fitting.

Spoiler: Full table

Liverpool 9
Bristol City 8
Mansfield 5
Preston 5
Swindon 5
Arsenal 4
Chelsea 4
Port Vale 4
Aston Villa 3
Chesterfield 3
Dagenham & Redbridge 3
Newcastle 3
Peterborough 3
Wimbledon 3
Bradford 2
Bristol Rovers 2
Bury 2
Carlisle 2
Hull 2
Luton 2
Manchester United 2
Norwich 2
Oxford 2
Plymouth 2
Aberdeen 1
Altrincham 1
Barnsley 1
Blackpool 1
Coventry 1
Crewe 1
Crystal Palace 1
Derby 1
England 1
Everton 1
Gillingham 1
Grimsby 1
Halifax 1
Hartlepool 1
Ipswich 1
Leeds 1
Leyton Orient 1
Lincoln 1
Macclesfield 1
Manchester City 1
MK Dons 1
Notts County 1
Pro Vercelli 1
Rochdale 1
Rotherham 1
Scotland 1
Scunthorpe 1
Sheffield United 1
Sheffield Wednesday 1
Southampton 1
Southend 1
Swansea 1
thisgreat new forum ! 1
Tottenham 1
Tranmere 1
Walsall 1
Wealdstone 1
Woking 1
Wrexham 1
Wycombe 1

 

[Steady]

And, of course, the top mugs lists in all its glory:

112= G.B (1 points)
112= Godsgift (1 points)
112= HarvSFC (1 points)
112= Munkiki (1 points)
112= Ian Wrexham (1 points)
112= StagsForLife (1 points)
112= Stevencc (1 points)
104= Aidan Pritchard (2 points)
104= Cas (2 points)
104= Gilly (2 points)
104= Hand of Dom (2 points)
104= Spear (2 points)
104= The Terminator (2 points)
104= Villaboy (2 points)
104= worried womble (2 points)
91= Aber Gas (3 points)
91= Bacchus (3 points)
91= Dan Phillips (3 points)
91= Dave-Vale (3 points)
91= Eski Boi (3 points)
91= hodge (3 points)
91= JJH (3 points)
91= mase (3 points)
91= Mowgli (3 points)
91= SUTSS (3 points)
91= TRFC ON TOUR (3 points)
91= WH-Stag (3 points)
91= Womble (3 points)
89= Lambourn Red (3 points)
89= Tilbury (3 points)
83= Abertawe (4 points)
83= Bentos (4 points)
83= Hellogregory (4 points)
83= Humongous Fungus (4 points)
83= Pleg (4 points)
83= PrestonCha (4 points)
79= Adrian Durham (5 points)
79= Allouso (5 points)
79= Smudge (5 points)
79= TractorBoys (5 points)
78. Skinner (5 points)
77. Alty (5 points)
72= BlueBee (6 points)
72= Daveyjames (6 points)
72= JaseTheVillian (6 points)
72= Old Parkender (6 points)
72= ZianfrancoGoal (6 points)
70= Ciderhead96 (6 points)
70= Oakroader (6 points)
69. Livercool (6 points)
62= B2TF (7 points)
62= BigDaveCUFC (7 points)
62= Craig (7 points)
62= Ian (7 points)
62= John Locke (7 points)
62= MorDon (7 points)
62= TTOCS (7 points)
59= Ciderup (8 points)
59= Satch (8 points)
59= Scrumpy (8 points)
57= Bilo (8 points)
57= Richard Cranium (8 points)
52= Heisenberg20 (9 points)
52= Murphy (9 points)
52= OxTid (9 points)
52= Relentless (9 points)
52= Seaside Kurt (9 points)
50= Bottega Don (9 points)
50= Pontoonlew (9 points)
48= Cheese and Biscuits (9 points)
48= TrinidadsNumberOne (9 points)
42= Aberstone (10 points)
42= glasshalffullpools (10 points)
42= MacZidane (10 points)
42= Sire Spireite (10 points)
42= T.A (10 points)
42= Thespus (10 points)
41. Leewilson (10 points)
40. departed user (11 points)
39. Spirederman (11 points)
38. Shrimpurh (12 points)
37. TheGas (12 points)
36. Whitechapel (12 points)
35. Firthy (12 points)
34. Kenneth E End (13 points)
33. Valefan16 (14 points)
32. Pilgrim Meister (14 points)
31. WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin? (14 points)
30. Blademan89 (16 points)
29. AdamStag (16 points)
28. Destruction (19 points)
27. Smat (19 points)
26. SF_ (19 points)
25. IndianDan (21 points)
24. This Charming Mike (21 points)
23. G-Dragon (24 points)
22. Saddlerrad (24 points)
21. SC49 (25 points)
20. dale4ever (25 points)
19. Rammy (25 points)
18. Oaf (27 points)
17. TomPNE94 (27 points)
16. Silkyman (31 points)
15. StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy (32 points)
14. Martino Knockavelli (32 points)
13. Dave (33 points)
12. Red (34 points)
11. JoeJoeJoeJoe (34 points)
10. Walkley_Owl (36 points)
9. Ebeneezer Goode (40 points)
8. Steady (42 points)
7. Cashis (45 points)
6. Cardsfan (60 points)
5. RavenBish (61 points)
4. Saltire (67 points)
3. Pagnell (78 points)
2. Posh Hammer (81 points)
1. UTS (96 points)

Been an absolute pleasure. Ta-ra.

 

[Bottega Don]

Well, it looks like Munkiki is being a little bit selfish and won't collate some random stats concerning the top mugs list, so fine, here are some little tidbits...

118 - More people were voted ' top mugs' (118), than 'top posters' (97), despite the latter receiving two more lists (32 to 30). Hateful.

1 - G.B was the only member to receive just one point in both the 'top mugs' and 'top posters' lists. Howay.

18 - Of the 50 'top posters' 18 did not receive a single vote in any 'top mugs' list. Veggie Legs was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 5th best. Loved.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Veggie Legs, Son of Cod, Scumarmy., Renegade, mnb089mnb, last request, Stagat, JonBCFC, The Paranoid Pineapple, Jockney, Captain Scumbag, shoddycollins, TAFKAMH, mistermagic, yellow, merseyboyred, Paddy, EvertonPaul)

21 - Of the 50 'top mugs', 21 did not receive a single vote in any 'top posters' list. Cashis was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 7th biggest mug. Bonafide.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Cashis, Dave, SERNWA, Silkyman, dale4ever, SC49, G-Dragon, Indian Dan, Blademan89, WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin?, Pilgrim Meister, Valefan16, Kenneth E End, Firthy, Whitechapel, Shrimpurh, glasshalffullpools, MacZidane, Sire Spireite, Cheese & Biscuits, TrinidadsNumberOne)

2 - Just two of the 11 members of staff on 1FF avoided votes for the 'top mugs' list: DarkSithLord and AFCB_Mark . Indicative.

0 - No two posters voted each other 'top mug' in their respective lists (apart from Aberstone voting for that mug Aberstone ). smat and Posh Hammer came closest, Smat voting Posh top mug and Posh voting Smat 2nd. Feud.

5 - Posh Hammer picked up the most 10-pointers in the mugs list, narrowly beating UTS (3). Misogynist.

7 - Of the 118 posters nominated, Bottega Don was the only one who was never present on TFF. Lol.

96 - The points tally of top mug UTS was equal only to third-placed TomPNE94 's haul in the top posters list. RIPYNWA.

9 - Liverpool had the largest representation in the biggest mugs list, with their nine fans named narrowly beating Bristol City's eight. Fitting.

Spoiler: Full table

Liverpool 9
Bristol City 8
Mansfield 5
Preston 5
Swindon 5
Arsenal 4
Chelsea 4
Port Vale 4
Aston Villa 3
Chesterfield 3
Dagenham & Redbridge 3
Newcastle 3
Peterborough 3
Wimbledon 3
Bradford 2
Bristol Rovers 2
Bury 2
Carlisle 2
Hull 2
Luton 2
Manchester United 2
Norwich 2
Oxford 2
Plymouth 2
Aberdeen 1
Altrincham 1
Barnsley 1
Blackpool 1
Coventry 1
Crewe 1
Crystal Palace 1
Derby 1
England 1
Everton 1
Gillingham 1
Grimsby 1
Halifax 1
Hartlepool 1
Ipswich 1
Leeds 1
Leyton Orient 1
Lincoln 1
Macclesfield 1
Manchester City 1
MK Dons 1
Notts County 1
Pro Vercelli 1
Rochdale 1
Rotherham 1
Scotland 1
Scunthorpe 1
Sheffield United 1
Sheffield Wednesday 1
Southampton 1
Southend 1
Swansea 1
thisgreat new forum ! 1
Tottenham 1
Tranmere 1
Walsall 1
Wealdstone 1
Woking 1
Wrexham 1
Wycombe 1

I thought you were better than this, Steady

 

[Posh Hammer]

Consolidate in the most unremarkable list for a few seasons. Then fire out a few slightly homophobic and misogynistic posts over a weekend and earn yourself a solid spot in the top 20 of the liked crowd and the top 10 of the unliked crowd.

Classic.

Or just annoy someone enough to make them persuade the gullible idiots on here that you make homophobic and misogynistic comments.

Classic.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

21 - Of the 50 'top mugs', 21 did not receive a single vote in any 'top posters' list. Cashis was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 7th biggest mug. Bonafide.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Cashis, Dave, SERNWA, Silkyman, dale4ever, SC49, G-Dragon, Indian Dan, Blademan89, WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin?, Pilgrim Meister, Valefan16, Kenneth E End, Firthy, Whitechapel, Shrimpurh, glasshalffullpools, MacZidane, Sire Spireite, Cheese & Biscuits, TrinidadsNumberOne)

As much as I'm proud of my achievement of being on the mega-mug list, I must defend the fact I wasn't around when the Top Posters list was done. Not that it would have changed much mind.

Well done Steady for a thoroughly enjoyable thread.

 

[merseyboyred]

It's going to be rather difficult to find homophobic or misogynistic comments from tff tbqfh.

Well, it looks like Munkiki is being a little bit selfish and won't collate some random stats concerning the top mugs list, so fine, here are some little tidbits...

118 - More people were voted ' top mugs' (118), than 'top posters' (97), despite the latter receiving two more lists (32 to 30). Hateful.

1 - G.B was the only member to receive just one point in both the 'top mugs' and 'top posters' lists. Howay.

18 - Of the 50 'top posters' 18 did not receive a single vote in any 'top mugs' list. Veggie Legs was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 5th best. Loved.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Veggie Legs, Son of Cod, Scumarmy., Renegade, mnb089mnb, last request, Stagat, JonBCFC, The Paranoid Pineapple, Jockney, Captain Scumbag, shoddycollins, TAFKAMH, mistermagic, yellow, merseyboyred, Paddy, EvertonPaul)

21 - Of the 50 'top mugs', 21 did not receive a single vote in any 'top posters' list. Cashis was the highest of such posters, finishing as the 7th biggest mug. Bonafide.

Spoiler: The rest...

(Cashis, Dave, SERNWA, Silkyman, dale4ever, SC49, G-Dragon, Indian Dan, Blademan89, WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin?, Pilgrim Meister, Valefan16, Kenneth E End, Firthy, Whitechapel, Shrimpurh, glasshalffullpools, MacZidane, Sire Spireite, Cheese & Biscuits, TrinidadsNumberOne)

2 - Just two of the 11 members of staff on 1FF avoided votes for the 'top mugs' list: DarkSithLord and AFCB_Mark . Indicative.

0 - No two posters voted each other 'top mug' in their respective lists (apart from Aberstone voting for that mug Aberstone ). smat and Posh Hammer came closest, Smat voting Posh top mug and Posh voting Smat 2nd. Feud.

5 - Posh Hammer picked up the most 10-pointers in the mugs list, narrowly beating UTS (3). Misogynist.

117 - Of the 118 posters nominated, Bottega Don was the only one who was never present on TFF. Lol.

96 - The points tally of top mug UTS was equal only to third-placed TomPNE94 's haul in the top posters list. RIPYNWA.

9 - Liverpool had the largest representation in the biggest mugs list, with their nine fans named narrowly beating Bristol City's eight. Fitting.

Spoiler: Full table

Liverpool 9
Bristol City 8
Mansfield 5
Preston 5
Swindon 5
Arsenal 4
Chelsea 4
Port Vale 4
Aston Villa 3
Chesterfield 3
Dagenham & Redbridge 3
Newcastle 3
Peterborough 3
Wimbledon 3
Bradford 2
Bristol Rovers 2
Bury 2
Carlisle 2
Hull 2
Luton 2
Manchester United 2
Norwich 2
Oxford 2
Plymouth 2
Aberdeen 1
Altrincham 1
Barnsley 1
Blackpool 1
Coventry 1
Crewe 1
Crystal Palace 1
Derby 1
England 1
Everton 1
Gillingham 1
Grimsby 1
Halifax 1
Hartlepool 1
Ipswich 1
Leeds 1
Leyton Orient 1
Lincoln 1
Macclesfield 1
Manchester City 1
MK Dons 1
Notts County 1
Pro Vercelli 1
Rochdale 1
Rotherham 1
Scotland 1
Scunthorpe 1
Sheffield United 1
Sheffield Wednesday 1
Southampton 1
Southend 1
Swansea 1
thisgreat new forum ! 1
Tottenham 1
Tranmere 1
Walsall 1
Wealdstone 1
Woking 1
Wrexham 1
Wycombe 1

Cheers OPTAStead

 

[mnb089mnb]

Or just annoy someone enough to make them persuade the gullible idiots on here that you make homophobic and misogynistic comments.

Classic.

If it's any consolation I don't think all of the people who voted for you did so because of the homophobia/misogyny, there were probably other reasons too.

 

[Posh Hammer]

If it's any consolation I don't think all of the people who voted for you did so because of the homophobia/misogyny, there were probably other reasons too.

That is a huge consolation. Thank you.

 

[RavenBish]

35. Firthy (12 points)

33. Valefan16 (14 points)

15. StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy (32 points)

5. RavenBish (61 points)

 

[Posh Hammer]

It's going to be rather difficult to find homophobic or misogynistic comments from tff tbqfh.

You wouldn't find them there even if you could.

Funny how nobody can find any of this so called offensive material.

Just to fill all you brainboxes in that have listened to Steady on this and actually think what he says is gospel. He thinks I am homophobic, because I repeatedly told him to 'suck my dick' in the Shoutbox. He interpreted this as 'I hate gays' and now claims I'm homophobic.

The reason he claims I am a misogynist, is because I once said on here that we have a weekly maid (which we do, 90% of expats here do), and because she doesn't earn much money, my wife often gives her clothes, food, extra money etc.

Someone else then asked whether we 'pat her on the head too and tell her she's a good girl', to which I joked 'absolutely'. That made me a misogynist.

So to save you from searching for them, there they are. My homophobia and misogyny out in the open for all to see.

 

[IanH]

What's that quote from Hamlet again?

 

[JimJams]

So your defence is that you hate gays and poor people.

 

[Posh Hammer]

So your defence is that you hate gays and poor people.

Yes.

 

[JimJams]

What about poor gays?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Dude, you're taking this far too seriously. Steady has you hook line and sinker here.

 

[TomPNE94]

What's that quote from Hamlet again?

I'm not a Shakespeare expert, but I'm guessing you mean "thou doth protest too much"

 

[JimJams]

Actually I believe it was "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet - The mild cigar".

 

[merseyboyred]

I'm not a Shakespeare expert, but I'm guessing you mean "thou doth protest too much"

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke?lang=en-gb

 

[TomPNE94]

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke?lang=en-gb

Damn it

 

[Pagnell]

Stop crying and take it on the chin you whiny little bitch.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Dude, you're taking this far too seriously. Steady has you hook line and sinker here.

Not really. If people on here that I have never met, nor will ever meet dislike me, that's fine.

However, others making up lies and quoting things that have never been said is a little disappointing, so I think I have every right to stick up for myself a little.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Stop crying and take it on the chin you whiny little bitch.

Go away you miserable old fuck.

 

[Pagnell]

He's certainly got my number.

 

[JimJams]

My dog just farted.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Heeey, look who's back. Hi, Pagnell!

 

[Mr. Scruff]

You dont finish top of 5 lists because another poster called you a name.

Just putting it out there, dont want to ruin any fantasies.

 

[Posh Hammer]

You dont finish top of 5 lists because another poster called you a name.

Just putting it out there, dont want to ruin any fantasies.

The fact that I have come top of people's lists that I haven't even come across in my 10 years on TFF/1FF, is enough to feed my ego.

And that's one thing I do admit to, I have one massive fucking ego.

 

[Munkiki]

You wouldn't find them there even if you could.

Funny how nobody can find any of this so called offensive material.

Just to fill all you brainboxes in that have listened to Steady on this and actually think what he says is gospel. He thinks I am homophobic, because I repeatedly told him to 'suck my dick' in the Shoutbox. He interpreted this as 'I hate gays' and now claims I'm homophobic.

The reason he claims I am a misogynist, is because I once said on here that we have a weekly maid (which we do, 90% of expats here do), and because she doesn't earn much money, my wife often gives her clothes, food, extra money etc.

Someone else then asked whether we 'pat her on the head too and tell her she's a good girl', to which I joked 'absolutely'. That made me a misogynist.

So to save you from searching for them, there they are. My homophobia and misogyny out in the open for all to see.

fucking hell... next you'll be saying JoeJoeJoeJoe isn't racist, Cardsfan isn't an infant and Bottega Don was on TFF.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

This calls for a Shoutbox Feud...