Pagnell is an enigma and, as Son of Cod would say, he's certainly has a brand.
The problem I've always had with him is that he comes across as condescending, hypocritical and a bore and on TFF it was almost impossible to find a thread without his drivel plastered all over it.
Start a thread about holidays - he goes on holidays to Devon, and going abroad is a waste of money and the sun is shit anyway.
Start a thread on Top Gear - he feels it's the worst series to date and they should have stopped six years ago and if you find it entertaining you're a moron, but he still watches it every week.
Start a thread about fashion - he insults what everyone buys / wears, especially if they happened to spend more than £5 on it.
Start a thread on rating the board's members - he insinuates how pathetic and desperate it all is, yet probably (clique aside) has posted more than anyone in the thread.
The mystifying thing though, is that I still want to like him. I honestly just think he's addicted and needs help.
" shitcrumple " is my favourite. Use that one everyday at work ( thanks steady )Never heard of him. Good work Steady, it's been hilarious reading these write ups, not least because you've introduced several new words into the English language. My favourite came at the end - Stranglewanker