worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Daggers game (played 8, W4, D2, L2) is Simon Hooper (he did Burnley v Brighton TV game today), 33, an IT manager from Swindon. Big, bald chap, and tough as well - once broke his left leg playing 5-a-side and he thought it was just a calf strain for 3 weeks (so he's a bit thick too). Joined Swindon as a 9 year old, but didn't make the grade as centre-forward, so was released at 16 and decided to be a ref. Christ, played for Swindon & now a ref, your mum must cry herself to sleep. Represented Wiltshire at tennis, archery & athletics as a junior. Fuck it Hooper, if I had half your talent I wouldn't be spending my Tuesday nights reffing fucking Dagenham, I'd be playing mixed doubles with Busty Belinda & her fit mate Trashy Tina, or putting my huge arrow into Saucy Suzie's moist quiver (or whatever archers fucking do).
FL ref since '08, promoted to Premier League this season, but demoted after one game (Norwich v Palace - wrongly disallowed a goal), and now he's reffing fucking Dagenham on a freezing, wet Tuesday night. Well, he is used to crushing disappointment, being from Swindon, the Gaza Strip of the Thames Valley. Reffed Wombles once; 4-1 win v Cheltenham in Sept '11 (2Y), when that man mountain Ricky 'Pitbull' Wellard opened the scoring with a trademark towering header, & winning L2 games seemed pretty simple. Went downhill sharpish after that, didn't it. Reffed fucking Dagenham 5 times (W2, D1, L2, 3Y), last one being 1-0 home loss to York in April '13. Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Yeovil & they lost & he sent a filthy scum off. Hates them. Top man. Hooper's home win % is 48%, just below average. In 40 games last season he gave 131 Y & 4 R - high Y.
Attacking stats; Wombles have 90 shots on target with 28 goals, 3rd best in division; Daggers just 57 shots (second lowest) with just 17 goals (lowest).
Foul stats; dirty Wombles have conceded 222 fouls this season (second highest), Daggers conceded 194 - average. Dirty cheating Mansfield are well out in front on 247, still the dirtiest team in the history of mankind, but give me the Stags honest brutality over Wycombe's sly diving any day (they go down quicker than Ainsworth's mum).
AnagramWatch; Simon Hooper = I Ho Pornos, Me. I Home So Porn. I Porn Some Ho. Pooh On Miser. Ooh Porn Semi. Penis Ho Room.
Dagenham & Redbridge = Dan Banged Grim Redhead. Her Minge Grand Bad Dad . Inbred Demand Hard Egg.
FL ref since '08, promoted to Premier League this season, but demoted after one game (Norwich v Palace - wrongly disallowed a goal), and now he's reffing fucking Dagenham on a freezing, wet Tuesday night. Well, he is used to crushing disappointment, being from Swindon, the Gaza Strip of the Thames Valley. Reffed Wombles once; 4-1 win v Cheltenham in Sept '11 (2Y), when that man mountain Ricky 'Pitbull' Wellard opened the scoring with a trademark towering header, & winning L2 games seemed pretty simple. Went downhill sharpish after that, didn't it. Reffed fucking Dagenham 5 times (W2, D1, L2, 3Y), last one being 1-0 home loss to York in April '13. Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Yeovil & they lost & he sent a filthy scum off. Hates them. Top man. Hooper's home win % is 48%, just below average. In 40 games last season he gave 131 Y & 4 R - high Y.
Attacking stats; Wombles have 90 shots on target with 28 goals, 3rd best in division; Daggers just 57 shots (second lowest) with just 17 goals (lowest).
Foul stats; dirty Wombles have conceded 222 fouls this season (second highest), Daggers conceded 194 - average. Dirty cheating Mansfield are well out in front on 247, still the dirtiest team in the history of mankind, but give me the Stags honest brutality over Wycombe's sly diving any day (they go down quicker than Ainsworth's mum).
AnagramWatch; Simon Hooper = I Ho Pornos, Me. I Home So Porn. I Porn Some Ho. Pooh On Miser. Ooh Porn Semi. Penis Ho Room.
Dagenham & Redbridge = Dan Banged Grim Redhead. Her Minge Grand Bad Dad . Inbred Demand Hard Egg.