worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Pompey game is Andy Madley, 33, a teacher from Huddersfield. FL ref since '11. His brother Bob is a FL ref too, so their mum goes out every day with a bag over her head & quietly sobs herself to sleep at night. As well as teaching, himself & Bob train kids to be refs, so there is definitely a special place in Hell for them, right next to Boris & the Wandsworth Tories in the Womble Revenge section. He mainly refs Championship games, so it's no surprise the FA have given him a L2 Sky TV game, cos we wouldn't want the general public to see the usual fat, slow, idiotic, picky shite we normally get on a Saturday (hi Trevor!) because whole families would run screaming from their homes, then Sky's share price would plummet leading to the economy collapsing, then the government would fall & the Germans would invade again.
Reffed Wombles 5 times; 0-0 draw with Darlo in Jan '11; the 2-1 away win v Cambridge in April '11; the fantastic 6-1 second leg playoff win v Fleetwood in May '11; the 2-0 away win v Daggers in '11 (our first away win back in the FL) & the 5-2 humping by Creepy in Oct '11. What a fantastic day that was; Bush scored an OG after 3 minutes, McNaughton was in defence so would have been at fault for the other 4; future much loved Womble Bullman scored twice for them & future not so much loved Womble Tubbs got another (a penalty after McNaughton handled, shocker), future scum manager (it will happen soon) Fatty McFraudster was their manager & That c*** Hopeless came on as a sub (and got an assist, bastard), plus they had a future scum in defence. Such wonderful memories. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & they lost & he sent a scum off. Top man. Hates them. Reffed Pompey twice; 1-0 home win v Tranny in '13 & 3-0 away loss to Plymouth in '14. Home win % is 50%. In 33 games this season he has given 97 Y & 3 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Andrew Madley = Dry Me Anal Dew. Dad Were Manly.
KettleWatch; AWOL again, sitting at home playing with his tiny whistle.
Reffed Wombles 5 times; 0-0 draw with Darlo in Jan '11; the 2-1 away win v Cambridge in April '11; the fantastic 6-1 second leg playoff win v Fleetwood in May '11; the 2-0 away win v Daggers in '11 (our first away win back in the FL) & the 5-2 humping by Creepy in Oct '11. What a fantastic day that was; Bush scored an OG after 3 minutes, McNaughton was in defence so would have been at fault for the other 4; future much loved Womble Bullman scored twice for them & future not so much loved Womble Tubbs got another (a penalty after McNaughton handled, shocker), future scum manager (it will happen soon) Fatty McFraudster was their manager & That c*** Hopeless came on as a sub (and got an assist, bastard), plus they had a future scum in defence. Such wonderful memories. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & they lost & he sent a scum off. Top man. Hates them. Reffed Pompey twice; 1-0 home win v Tranny in '13 & 3-0 away loss to Plymouth in '14. Home win % is 50%. In 33 games this season he has given 97 Y & 3 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Andrew Madley = Dry Me Anal Dew. Dad Were Manly.
KettleWatch; AWOL again, sitting at home playing with his tiny whistle.