worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Pompey game is Andy Madley, 33, from Yorkshire. FL ref since 2011. Teacher from Huddersfield, and says he enjoys organising day trips for the kids to the local zoo. Sounds thrilling Andy, and I'm sure if dear old League 2 were a zoo, us Wombles would be the insane monkey wanking vigorously whilst chucking his shit at passers by (which takes great skill, I've tried so often), and surely Northampton would be the noble lion making an astonishing bid for freedom, but we all know they will soon be back where they belong, encaged in this L2 shithole with a tranquiliser dart in its arse & shattered dreams (probably by Christmas, eh, Cobblers); Pompey would be the strutting peacock with ideas far above their station and with an astonishing amount of enemies & unpaid bills for a fucking peacock; Leyton Orient would be the tormented elephant, still proud but with a particularly cruel & abusive alcoholic owner who makes it do awful things in front of its loyal, horrified spectators; Wycombe would be the sad little meerkat in the corner sucking its own dick, and poor Daggers & York would be the half dead penguins about to be fed the the gorillas.
Reffed Wombles 5 times; 0-0 draw with Darlo in Jan '11; 2-1 away win v Cambridge in April '11; the fantastic 6-1 second leg playoff win v Fleetwood in May '11; 2-0 away win v Daggers in '11 & the fabulous 5-2 humping by Creepy in Oct '11. Reffed Pompey twice; 1-0 home win v Tranny in '13 & 3-0 away loss to Plymouth in '14. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & they lost & he sent a scum off. Top man. Hates them. What a fantastic day yesterday was, them getting relegated & us getting play-offs. Truly amazing how many other clubs fans really hate them after all this time, everyone hates the scum. Home win % is 50%. In 33 games this season he has given 97 Y & 3 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Andrew Madley = Dry Me Anal Dew. Dad Were Manly.
KettleWatch; Reffing Man City v Real Madrid on Tuesday. In his dreams.
Reffed Wombles 5 times; 0-0 draw with Darlo in Jan '11; 2-1 away win v Cambridge in April '11; the fantastic 6-1 second leg playoff win v Fleetwood in May '11; 2-0 away win v Daggers in '11 & the fabulous 5-2 humping by Creepy in Oct '11. Reffed Pompey twice; 1-0 home win v Tranny in '13 & 3-0 away loss to Plymouth in '14. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & they lost & he sent a scum off. Top man. Hates them. What a fantastic day yesterday was, them getting relegated & us getting play-offs. Truly amazing how many other clubs fans really hate them after all this time, everyone hates the scum. Home win % is 50%. In 33 games this season he has given 97 Y & 3 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Andrew Madley = Dry Me Anal Dew. Dad Were Manly.
KettleWatch; Reffing Man City v Real Madrid on Tuesday. In his dreams.