Worst Excuses you have heard from Family/Friends about missing/being late for the footy?

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What are the worst excuses you have heard from family friends about missing or being late for the footy?
 

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Was in a curryhouse somewhere in Bedminster.
 

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They were trying to count how many useless threads HBK had made.
 

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"Sorry, I was too busy pondering HBK's discussion-stimulating threads."

No, really.
 

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