Worst Excuses you have heard from Family/Friends about missing/being late for the footy?

[hbk4894]

What are the worst excuses you have heard from family friends about missing or being late for the footy?

 

[JJH]

Was in a curryhouse somewhere in Bedminster.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I don't have family or friends. Thanks for reminding me HBK

 

[Jackinky]

They were trying to count how many useless threads HBK had made.

 

[Wombletom]

"I heard we were playing Bolton".

My mistake. That was the good excuse.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

I don't have family or friends. Thanks for reminding me HBK

If you changed your avatar you might get more friends. I have loads of friends, especially on here, so I'm a great person to offer advice.

 

[WSBee]

"Sorry, I was too busy pondering HBK's discussion-stimulating threads."

No, really.

 

[Richard Cranium]

If you changed your avatar you might get more friends. I have loads of friends, especially on here, so I'm a great person to offer advice.

Embrace Kanye

 

[Aber gas]

Was in a curryhouse somewhere in Bedminster.

I feel your pain.