The Joke thread

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Whether they're very hilarious, diabolically shit (and a lot will be), or somewhere in between, post your jokes here.
 

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A man was walking along the street when he slipped in a big pile of dog shit. A few moments later another man did the exact same thing. The first man said to him, "Heh, I just did that."

The second guy punched him in the face and called him a dirty, disgusting c***.
 
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I can re-post all my shit jokes again now without fear of people going back and finding them from 4 months earlier.
 

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Red it's a joke. As this thread suggests.

I'll delete it if you find it that inappropriate.
 

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It's not only inappropriate it contravenes the forum rules.
 

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No worries BB - a joke is a joke which is the tone you meant it in - however, can you please keep racism/homophobia/religious stuff off the forum. Cheers1
 

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This is just a vicious cycle of puns now.

(Can we rename this the bike pun thread and make a new joke thread?)
 

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